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I forgot to write a formal introduction oops

Hi! I’m somnas

I made this account so I could ramble and share my writing. Im usually online, feel free to DM or send an ask to ramble. Im happy to talk :)

Some of my interests are

#somnas.writes #I’m iffy on SJM #but I absolutely adore my Minecraft YouTubers #ldshadowlady and smallishbeans are my favorites #they’re parents to me #I haven’t finished half the dramas I like but they’re going up there bc my thoughts need to be public

Writing Eret into my httyd fic and just making shit up because I’m bored

#he’s suddenly Greek #and I’m giving him a sad backstory #BAM dead parents #hiccup picks him up and is like ‘damn I have a brother now’#Eret gets kidnapped and is like ‘oh well I have a brother again ig’#they’re both shitheads #my little brothers (random guy who kidnapped me and his twin brother who is also dragon) who are so fun and also stupid reckless #Eret going gray early watching the shit hiccup gets up to #he sticks around and gives up the dragon trade simply because he’s too invested in Hiccup and got stressed at the idea of leaving him #now he flies around on a dragon that kinda bullies him and looks after the nest when hiccups out and about #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #httyd #eret son of eret #how to train your dragon #httyd fanfiction

m3rlinst3in

literally can’t do the weird route cuz I love her too much 😭😭 NOELLLE

This was just me messing with the lasso tool and this just spawned!!

#merlinzart!

almondcroissantsandink

PHM where the plot is the exact time but he's got my glasses and prescription (-4.25 nearsighted bb) and so can't do all the shenanigans with his glasses because he genuinely cannot see without them

#that's so real op #as a fellow blind man without glasses I was so unnerved seeing him doing all that

somnas-writes

Making text posts set in my fanfic instead of actually writing it

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#httyd #httyd memes #how to train your dragon #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #heather httyd #dagur the deranged #viggo grimborn #eret son of eret #valka haddock #very specifically set in my runaway hiccup au thats why the rest of the characters aren't there #if the quality if buns DONT MENTION IT PLEASE #I made this in canva #using pictures I found from pinterest #everyone say thank you pinterest #pls ignore any format errors I didn’t edit anything #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes

Making text posts set in my fanfic instead of actually writing it

#httyd text posts to be specific #going back to my roots hah #somnas.rambles

RIP hiccup haddock you would’ve loved early gen kpop

#hiccup is t-aras number one fan #f(x) is his next fav group #somnas.rambles #this isn’t anything #it means something to me #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #RIP hiccup you would have loved tumblr and Reddit #he would have been tumblr famous

Writing part 2 of my httyd fic and I keep getting a vision of Berk mourning Hiccup and his alleged death, then smash cut to Hiccup trying to have a dance battle with a dragon

#everyone on Berk mourning who this kid could have been and Hiccup is trying to do handstand while a group of dragons heckle him #he’s such a boy I’m sick of him #httyd #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #he’s so silly #having a great time traveling and ending up in real actual China #cut to berk and they’re having a day of mourning #on his birthday everyone is sad and quiet #but hiccup is alive and well and also is making his own jam for a banger breakfast later

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

woahhhhh go my scarab

#httyd #how to train your dragon #httyd fanfiction #somnas.writes #somnas.rambles

bokuwaboku-datte

Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.

The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

(eta: check out the multiple wonderful arts of this made by cosmo-vostok, goodieprocter, scrambled-aegis, and couponsfortherapyplz! you all are awesome :D)

#imagining an amber alert sound + tornado sirens + radio severe weather alert sound #oh I’d shit my pants #his body takes a screenshot from fear and decision paralysis #shelter in place??? run??? call somebody??? he doesn’t know #oh Grace #eridianwelcomingcommittee #somnas.rambles #project hail mary #phm hc

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

#PLEASE #A GRAVITY FALLS CHARACTER WON LAST YEAR #RYLAND GRACE TIME #HE DIED IN SPACE FOR US #tumblr sexypeople #tumblr sexyman contest 2026

marmelade-sky

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

valewright42

So, it was pointed out to me that - going off of the timeline that The Hail Mary launched in 2021 - Rocky was born in 1742 or so.

(Objectively, this makes sense. The guy is 291 years old. But it's WEIRD to think about.)

Which put the mental image in my brain of "lol, Rocky vibing with the pilgrims." (I recognize this was more 1600's than 1700's but shhhhh, it made me laugh)

And anyways, 5 hours of my life I will never get back later:

Rocky rocking the pilgrim vibe. Happy Belated 4th of July, I guess? Lmfao