Strangeland

Hey there! Thanks for checking out my blog! My name's Justin, I'm 19 and I'm from New York. I love beaches and music ^.^

[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

facebook post: *generic message* “i bet 99% of you won’t share this”

baby boomer:

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[twilightreturns]

How Bella managed to figure out they’re not humans is beyond me!

[kalichnikov]

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

[thivus]

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

[kalichnikov]

[odins-wolf-12]

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

[scope-dogg]

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

[gunsandcuffs12]

What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.

Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.

[scope-dogg]

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[c0ffeekitten]

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

[c0ffeekitten]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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[chickenfarmersan]

[cha0s-aint-me]

[filthygrandpa]

Lower y’all prices, damn

[hotvampireadjacent]

[youthlessdrugs]

[youthlessdrugs]

[the-memedaddy]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[catchymemes]

[dailycinema]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[notwiselybuttoowell]

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

nobody:

PlayStation 5: god you fucking SUCKKKK I’m putting this on baby mode

[joshpeck]

wh-why was this suggested for me