Gardevoir irl trust

Need Gk to cuddle me...

[somnivior]

Gardie or Somni

20, Gardevoir irl trust

More so a side blog diary thing. Expect me to complain about life and drool over my fictional crushes.

Id prefer if you are 18 or older if you want to follow me!

Any sexually related posts will be content labeled, but even then I feel a little weird being technically an adult and minors following my low-key hornyposting blog.. so please do be 18/18+ if you are to follow me. I don't mind minors interacting with my sfw posts, but please keep it at that.

Not big on the "pro ship and anti" labels, I just ask you to be a decent human. If I don't like you I will just block you.

Selfship Enjoyer! (〃´ω`〃)

Major F/O's

Meta Knight

Galacta Knight

I think I just really like knights... they make my heart go kaboom...

Also an enjoyer of inserts where the reader is chubby... like omg.. thats me...

(*´ω｀*)

I write occasionally! I have uni so I dont have as much time anymore, but these are two fics I made. All fics are gender neutral unless specified <3

Bath Bombs don't actually explode, Anton/reader

Order in the Court, Nina/reader

Also known as Geobuster on ao3 where the same fics are uploaded there

ﾟ+.(*´pωq`)ﾟ+.

[somnivior]

Taps the microphone has anyone made noir ddd/reader yet... I just wanna give them a smooch...

[somnivior]

I would say I'm sorry but no, I'm not. Mk's voice always makes me blush. Like I am 90% sure he has very minor grunts or huffs in rtdldx and they make me feral. Absolutely horrendous. Terribly love and lust struck. I don't even want to get started on the ssb voicelines... I need him. Like. So bad. It is not funny. I need that orb carnally.

[somnivior]

Fuckkkkk I hate my cramps they're not even bad right now it's just annoying to deal with a general pain the whole day while im trying to work.

[somnivior]

I wish I looked pretty and was conventionally attractive maybe then id be more confident in the things I enjoy and not feel like a slob loser girl who people only see as a friend

[jiusannn]

[somnivior]

THE ACCOUNT I GOT MY TEXT BOX AND BORDER FROM DEACTIVATED FUCK NOOOOO

[somnivior]

Is there a reasoning to why knights make me blush and that I need them to fuck me in their armor or did I just receive a fucked up brain in my life package.

[somnivior]

Galacta knight man tits save me...

[emptymasks]

I've made an update to my Cookie Run stickers! All the new cookies introduced to Cookie Run Kingdom from July 2025 to September 2025.

I had temporarily closed my shop to USA customers while my country's postal service navigated how to charge us for the new tariffs, and now they have I'm back open to the USA! (Though sadly now currently closed to Canada due to the Canada Post strike meaning postal services aren't allowing anyone to purchase shipping labels to Canada until the strike is over).

There’s 91 now 114 different playable cookies from Cookie Run Kingdom available as stickers and customisable badges. I didn’t draw every single playable character because it just would have taken too long. I tried to draw the ones that seem the most popular and I hope your favourite cookie is there. They’re now up and available for purchase on my Etsy shop! And there’s discounted prices if you purchase 5, 10, 20 or all 91 of the stickers, and 3, 5 or 10 badges.

[ETSY SHOP]

Characters available are: Adventurer Cookie, Affogato Cookie, Agar Agar Cookie, Almond Cookie, Angel Cookie, Black Forest Cookie, Black Lemonade Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Black Raisin Cookie, Black Sapphire Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Burnt Cheese Cookie, Camellia Cookie, Candy Apple Cookie, Candy Diver Cookie, Capsaicin Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Caramel Arrow Cookie, Cherry Blossom Cookie, Chili Pepper Cookie, Clotted Cream Cookie, Cloud Haetae Cookie, Clover Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Cream Unicorn Cookie, Creme Brulee Cookie, Crunch Chip Cookie, , Custard Cookie III, Dark Cacao Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie (Awakened), Dark Choco Cookie, Devil Cookie, Eclair Cookie, Elder Faerie Cookie, Espresso Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Fettuccine Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie, Frilled Jellyfish Cookie, Frost Queen Cookie, Gingerbrave Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Herb Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, Knight Cookie, Latte Cookie, Licorice Cookie, Linzer Cookie, Madeline Cookie, Mercurial Knight Cookie, Milk Cookie, Milky Way Cookie, Mint Choco Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Mozzarella Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Onion Cookie, Pancake Cookie, Parfait Cookie, Pavlova Cookie (Child), Pavlova Cookie (Adult), Peach Blossom Cookie, Peppermint Cookie, Pitaya Dragon Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Princess Cookie, Prune Juice Cookie, Pumpkin Pie Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie (Truthless Recluse), Pure Vanilla Cookie (Awakened), Purple Yam Cookie, Raspberry Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Rockstar Cookie, Royal Magarine Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie (Sage of Truth), Sherbet Cookie, Shining Glitter Cookie, Silverbell Cookie, Smoked Cheese Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Sparkling Cookie, Star Coral Cookie, Stardust Cookie, Stormbringer Cookie, Strawberry Cookie, Sugarfly Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie, Tiger Lily Cookie, Vampire Cookie, Wedding Cake Cookie, Werewolf Cookie, White Lily Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Wind Archer Cookie, Wizard Cookie. September 2025 update added: Orange Cookie, Lemon Cookie, Lime Cookie, Grapefruit Cookie, Marshmallow Bunny, Manju Cookie, Jagae Cookie, Menthol Cookie, Seltzer Cookie, Doughael, Charcoal Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Salt of Solidarity

[somnivior]

Oh to be a maid who picks out her prettiest of outfits and the cutest of bows that I can afford to look absolutely adorable to the knight that passes by me while I tend to the courtyard so that maybe he sees me being the sweetest maid in the kingdom and we develop feelings for eachother <3

[somnivior]

I dunno if this is a dying species but I hope there's silent salt/reader content once the update comes out... call me cringe idgaf man lemme give em a smooch....

[somnivior]

Why did this 1 get 100 notes who are you ppl

[jinglejanglejinglejongle]

I need to get down with a knight so badly. As a lone maiden who yearns for the devotion and adoration of a knight i am desperate to have thy loyalty

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Why’s it always “tits or ass”??? I don’t care about that, no one can see your chest through the armor, and your ass should be covered in steel. What really gets me going is the massive double handed broad sword, or even better an accurate Roman Calvary sword with a nice inlaid handle and hilt. Sheath that sword in a dark mahogany scabbard and boom, rock hard. Body dysmorphia? Just buy new armor (though your current armor is gorgeous too). Armor, swords, and a massive shield!!!!!! (Make sure it’s time period accurate)

[her-kngt]

any beautiful maidens want to lay my head down in their lap and pull the stuffy, claustrophobic helmet off of me and shield my eyes as i squint in the sun and shush me when i try to protest as they run their fingers through my hair even though its damp and sweaty and rub their other thumb gently over my cheek until i fall asleep and hold me there for hours so i can finally rest well?

[polysucks]

Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

[somnivior]

I want to make a sona for myself and post it here but I don't want my art tracing back 2 this account.... (T△T)

I don't know exactly what I'd even draw,,, big Gardevoir fan I like them a lot. But I would only really want to draw anything sexualized because I'm not a very big fan of that.. like a gardevoir sona holding and cuddling my f/o's <3 that would be nice