The Strays

Welcome darlings! Enjoy my blog where I post basically whatever I please, if you have a problem with it then please see to it that you leave :) feel free to spam the shit out of my inbox with asks and fanmail, I always respond. This is not a specific themed blog I just do what I want. I accept everyone and anyone. Pansexual/cis female/kik: deepest_of_desires

[mrclussy]

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[sirartwork]

Fleetwood Mac: starts playing

Every horse within earshot:

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[funnystories]

funny story

i failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. i did this every quarter that year. i forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED - at the school for their error. the teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones i made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” i’ve never told her the truth

[ficcyshit]

I love how OP fucked up so hard that their attempts to fix it should have led to the ass-whooping of a lifetime, but, through an entire SERIES of ridiculous circumstances and UNBELIEVEABLE LUCK, it all worked out better than expected. OP is a fucking protag in a kids’ show, what in the fuck.

[sonically-gallifreyan]

Yooo! Okay so these are two wonderful people that I know and have known for a stupid long time in my shitty small town, who have recently found themselves in transition! They’ve started a youtube channel to document their journey together and the transition so you guys should check it out! And hopefully sub to them ☺️

[cephalopodcourse]

💕for all pedophiles/maps/nops having a hard time💖

good i hope it gets worse for you and you end up getting hit by a bus

[kirbyhatespedos]

Whether gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans, etc. if you’re any kind of pedophile, which does in fact include all flavors of “MAP,” you’re not part of the LGBT+ community.

The LGBT+ community is already collectively stigmatized as child molesters and child rapists. The stigma is not justified and never should be. The LGBT+ community is full of children, and it always will be. Pedophiles put the lives, well-being, and safety of children at risk every moment of every day they continue to exist, and they don’t belong here. They do not belong in a community that is meant to protect and embrace the parts of us that really are harmless, unchangeable, and beautiful. Wanting to abuse, molest, and rape minors is not harmless, it is not unchangeable, and it is most certainly not beautiful. To be proud of a part of yourself that puts the most innocent of human lives in active danger is disgusting, vile, and dangerous. Pedophiles have never belonged in the LGBT+ community, do not currently belong in the LGBT+ community, and never will belong in the LGBT+ community.

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[jonathonharker]

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[lilyofthepraire]

God bless whoever wrote that comment

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[pr1nceshawn]

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

[cooltoy101-deactivated20210309]

Big Dave

[birdrhetorics]

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

[armandyke]

Good morning gay sex is completely healthy and natural and gay people shouldn’t have to feel dirty or ashamed for having or wanting sex. It’s healthy and natural for a girl to fantasise about having sex with another girl, or for a boy to fantasise about having sex with another boy, and they aren’t predatory for doing so ✨

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[zackisontumblr]

1.7 million notes and…

[polkastudies]

i wanna see if this works lmao

[logarlthms]

for scientific research

[queenangst]

gUYS

[zarmorxan]

ive seen this a thousand times before and resisted the urge but lets try now.

Come at me

[amynchan]

lol, does this even work?

[risingmo0n]

Curiousity…

[catradoracore]

Don’t dissapoint me.

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Don’t lie

[fanatical-san]

Does no one think that perhaps anon isn’t the same person that one person who sees you reblogged this might just drop you an ask like this?

[pubertyneverhitme]

Yeah, I think that is the case

[the-queerest-of-them--all]

Bullfuckery

[the-queerest-of-them--all]

FUCK IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[hellomusicalnerdhere-deactivate]

This can’t possibly work

[blacknbluengray]

Huh

[artistinthebluebox]

It didn’t work for me

[sonically-gallifreyan]

Hey guys!! New video is up, feel free to check it out at the link provided! ☺️