I Aint Over Obsesive, Im a dedicated fan.

Welcome to a cringe worthy blog full of weird stuff I find and my unhealthy love for Hellsing's Alucard. And yes, I am a younger Hellsing fan. I am a baby in this fandom. MLP and Gorillaz are also common things here. I'm also Mexican, so pardon spanish posts.

[celestialpower]

[klubbhead]

Memes but with the wrong caption

[klubbhead]

I’m not sorry.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

But you will be.

[klubbhead]

[smashndash7777]

3funny5me

[sashkash]

all together now…

[churlingtonbeesecoatfactory]

depeche mood

[isa-ah]

idk if u kno anything abt magic the gathering but

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I am baffled by this. did you submit it because there’s an image I can’t see bc tumblr mobile is shit?

[isa-ah]

i hate this website lmao can you reblog the post and add a link? I typed it out bc tumblr won’t let you copy replies for whatever fucking reason but the page was broken so I probably did it wrong lmao

[sootberry-deactivated20230127]

sorry for the trouble it is not really even a very good joke but, yeah this exists

https://scryfall.com/card/ody/282 actual link in case that didn’t work also

[isa-ah]

WORD

[architectureandmorality]

Visit Original Link

Somebody by Depeche Mode but the soft AAAaaaaaahhhs are screams.

[tariqah]

Children’s fiction: The world is vast and filled with wonders. There are many people who exist who are different from you but this difference only enriches our lives. We cannot understand each other but our attempts at understanding each other are not wasteful for those attempts still bring us closer to one another.

Adult fiction: I want to fuck my student but I also want my wife to respect me. Dilemma 😔

[sabacc]

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

[ignisgayentia]

#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via)

[lohelim]

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

[2spoopy5you]

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

[kk-maker]

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

[marguerite26]

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

[gendervilleusa]

#his little jaw twitch well done chris ( @thewomaninthetanjacket )

Oh shit I hadn’t noticed that, god this just gets better and better.

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

I love everything about this.

[elinimate]

@greenbergsays

[avintagekiss24]

I didn’t even notice any of this until read this thread. Woah.

[weeniebagel]

foreign accent syndrome is a thing and its so fucked up

[weeniebagel]

imagine growing up in central kentucky living on a dairy farm all your life never leaving the state and sounding like foghorn leghorn and one day a cow knocks your head the right way and suddenly youre speaking the queens english and theres nothing you can do about it

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[pinkfiazco]

Amen

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

plastic beach

murdoc: cyborg, what do you think of the album so far?

cyborg: 0100101010000011110010110101 (you will die on march 10th, 2054.)

murdoc: great!

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

murdoc:

[ruinedchildhood]

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/thatmarveljedi/status/994845794485366784?s=19

[pinknoonicorn]

This was missing…

[cuckaine-deactivated20180603]

[topographicocean]

I feel Ascended

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

i swear this is the opening to a show where donald glover plays an alien sleeper agent sent to infiltrate and study mankind

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[cakeu-deactivated20220216]

anyone else upset that they’re trying to give robots ugly, uncanny valley human faces instead of daft punk heads or tv heads

[a-brief-period-of-rejoicing-dea]

[nanocomputer]

when u try to warn ur owner the squirrels outside are plotting to kill him and he tells u to stop barking