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[amazingphil]

DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR

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[danielhowell]

we are coming to heal your inner child

[pubertyneverhitme]

When you go to the same four countries, you aren't healing most of the world's inner child

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

not to victim blame but maybe if you closed your gay little mouth every once in a while and stopped smiling like an anime school girl seeing her crush all the goddamn time your mouth wouldn’t get spit in 🙄

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[dip-the-pip]

didn’t we discover/think dnp were looking @ the dan and phil timeline months ago??? what if they were using that to help them map out shit for whatever the FUCK is going on? or maybe saw the timeline and was like……….we could give answers. we could Divulge. We Could Share.

[pubertyneverhitme]

I can't wait to bring out the clown make up out

[devastatinglygreen]

he may have had his fingers all up in my girl but he fixed her dress and hair while trying to avoid getting her all sticky so he may have been a whore for a hot minute but he's also a gentleman thank you very much

[ladybridgertonbridgerton]

[myfairstarlight]

We joke but the fact NO ONE bats an eye when Penelope and Colin are unchaperoned in broad daylight, or the way they keep to themselves in the corner of balls and other events, speaks a lot of how little the ton considers Penelope as a desirable debutante. Fife and co mock Colin for his friendship with her. Portia catches them alone in a room and somehow doesn't jump on the YOU MUST MARRY train. Even Anthony, albeit s1 Anthony so he's a bit dumb, comments that Colin has danced multiple times with Penelope yet it does not signify.

Side note but I would kill to see his reaction when he hears Colin interrupted Penelope's and Debling's dance lol.

Everyone sees Colin running after Penelope multiple times this season, and everyone assumes it's out of pity, rather than care. Like she's not even the one chasing him, he's the one doing it in all four episodes!

Never in their wildest fantasies could they imagine Colin Bridgerton being interested in Penelope Featherington indeed. And oh boy, are they in for a rude awakening! Because that boy is already loud with his actions when he wasn't even aware of his feelings, but he's gonna be even louder with his words to make sure everyone understands how much Penelope Featherington is beloved by him.

[pubertyneverhitme]

I have seen around how people are mad at the chaperone rule being broken this season for these two.

I like this explanation for that. I really do.

[glitterfairy-21225]

Francesca Bridgerton really info dumped about her special interest to John Stirling and he said, “I can’t think of anything witty to say in response but I can leave abruptly to give her a grand gesture relating to what she just told me.”

And Francesca really said, “I’m so grateful I literally cannot wait to perform this piece. I’m gonna leave abruptly even though both my suitors are in front of me.”

This is the kind of autistic x autistic relationship I dream about.

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

[softestaries]

Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?

Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?

[saintsqueensbutchers]

[pubertyneverhitme]

😭😭😭

[queerdnp]

unbeaten idgaf champion

[tesseractingrey]

i think one of the coolest things about dan howell is the example he sets of how your life isn’t over at 25, and one person won’t fix your life but you still can. dan met his actual soulmate at 18 and is only now, in his 30s, finding true and genuine happiness and fulfillment. meeting phil didn’t automatically solve all his problems, although he was clearly a significant part of the motivation to bother doing the work at all. but dan still put in the work himself for YEARS to improve himself and his life and it WORKED. your life isn’t over if you aren’t completely happy and fulfilled and the person you wish you could be in your 20s. putting in the work takes time but it is WORTH IT.

[pubertyneverhitme]

I agree with your tags so much @tesseractingrey

[pubertyneverhitme]

To all bilingual/polylingual phannies, whose first language isn't English, while watching dnp videos, do you ever just wonder what language they speak off camera, around their family and friends?

A lot of times, I will be wondering what language they will speak off camera. And then, I will have the same realisation for the umpteenth time, that they speak the same way off camera as on camera, as that is their first language 😅

At my place, English in it's "proper" form (without mixing it with any other language, or using any region specific slang), is mostly used only in professional/formal settings, and obviously dip and pip use this "proper" English commonly.

I don't have a lot of words to express why, but I find it fascinating that people have only one language that they use throughout their life.

Has anyone had this thought?

[claeudiasstuff]

I need a whole book focused on the bacchanal.

Like, I want to know every single step precisely.

(even, especially, the sexual part)

[usbotthrills]

Oh yeah, how’s that working out for you

[secret-history-hyperfixation]

Something I love about Richard is how sensible, or responsible, he is when his friends are doing drugs or thinking of doing drugs.

Here’s a list:

• When Richard thinks Henry has LSD and he warns him not to mess around with that. (Bc he had a bad experience with it once.)

• Then when Henry tells him that what he has is actually poisonous mushrooms, the amount of times Richard goes “Henry” in that concerned motherly tone.😩

• Richard finds pain meds for Henry, and Henry demands him to hand over the rest, but Richard refuses, worried he’s going to take more.

• He also warns Henry about how dangerous it is to take those with alcohol, so Richard gets him a *very* watered down drink.

• Richard has strong uppers and downers in his pockets and Francis asks for some, but all he gives him is an Excedrin.

• He sees Charles smoking weed for the first time with Cloke, and he can’t help but feel sympathetic for Charles, knowing his own experience with it. (He gets paranoid.)

Meanwhile Richard’s out here getting fucked up every once in a while, literally doing cocaine and taking opioid sleeping pills, but when it comes to his friends he becomes a concerned mother.

I love him, he’s adorable.🤦