Emily

;)

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]

[sugarmoonaki]

[andremichaux]

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

[laughingfish]

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[ororomunroedontpullout]

Not sorry enough to turn down the role

[wlwillow]

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[catchymemes]

[drtanner]

OH NO

[gyllenhaaldaily]

[kristina100000]

[hewwocopter]

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

when bella got abandoned by edward we ALL got abandoned that was a group experience

[myslightobsessions]

[marvel-lous-things]

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[czekoo93-deactivated20201110]

[chanel-smokes]

me

[cursedcatimages]

[27-tater-tots]

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[louisironson]

In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

[mother-duster]

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men