Pacino characters as Polish shops(/shops in Poland) + reasons. PART 2
Not just grocery shops because tbh I live too far away from society to know all of them
Bobby: Żabka (eng. little frog)
Both the employees and the clients are of the Bobby type
REALLY cheap food - fast food is getting more and more expensive and they're serving 3$ onion paninis
Vapes. Energy drinks. ZYNs. Take your pick.
The main meme connected with Żabka is an employee asking you "Jaka parówa, wariacie?" (something like: what [hotdog] sausage do you want, you saucy lad?)
Once you start going to Żabka - there is no end, no escape. Many relationships fall apart because one of the pair has the need to score Żabka points to get one free juice if you buy six beers the same week.
Antonio Montana: Media Expert
He needs to get that TV and jacuzzi from somewhere
Annoying fucking ads (he loves them)
The face of the brand [a singer called Cleo] is exactly his type ("ELVIRA, PLEASE, PLEASE CALL BACK")
He seems like a person who never chooses the "employee sets up/builds your device" option and then creates absolute abominations out given parts (rules are only for breaking, or something)
If you've never seen a middle-aged Polish man in Aldi - you don't know what joy is
It's a really forgotten shop, it's been here a long while, it's nice, the bread is good but whenever a new, young shops comes to Poland - they all forget about good, old Aldi
A few of my old classmates got onto the roof of one once and they were never the same [read: Lefty after he realised that Donnie is a rat]... for maybe like a day or two (apparently it was really hot there and they felt unwell)
This man has so many kids. Lidl is very accomodating for large families, for some reason - come and see.
There is SO MUCH Lidl merch it's crazy. A play didn't work out? Get yourself an outfit.
They have a catchy jingle, he would LOVE singing it and this is why he got divorced twice.
Sonny Wortzik: Delikatesy (eng. delicatessen/deli ((notabene: in name only)))
Very local, very nice, not very bourgeois (though, usually present in really big cities) and not even a real deli but AMAZING cakes
You do not know LGBT solidarity until a drag queen asks you if she can use your loyalty card (happened to me)
They do bottle deposit so there is even more money in the cash registers than in most banks
For some reason, maybe that's just at the one I frequented, there is a huge amount of wedding merch (?) and "I <3 my wife" mugs
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