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If I had a nickel for every time my lame roommate said "what does that mean?"

I'd have a million dollars. In fucking nickels.

So then when Drew Carey was like "What's that hip hop website where people fight?"

I was right there to yell "WORLDSTARHIPHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#The Price is Right #I love tv #I love LA

Nap on the beach > Sex on the beach

#Or sex anywhere for that matter okay

Passed by the America's Got Talent auditions spot on the bus earlier

Spoiler alert: none of them fuckers got talent

#Don't be mad at me

Last day at my internship

And I was promised lunch and it's already 2:30. If these fools think I'm walking away empty-stomached they must not know.

#MUST NOT KNOW #first world problems #still grateful to be alive and shit

I just took a shower during a conference call and no one noticed.

The ever so adept boss of my boss

#Impressed #I see him

A riddle

What never wears sunscreen, always complains about sunburns, and is white all over?

#White people

Fatburger

Had the best milkshake of all time

#Of all time!!!!!

Shouts outs

To the Chinese man on all fours on my back to deliver a bomb ass massage.

#Damn

BITCH FUCK YOU ANYWAY WHO ARE YOU YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE WIFI YOUR DUMB ASS RUNNING UP THE DATA PLAN IN RECORD ASS TIME

What I wanted to say to the President of the company I intern for when he was being all condescending on the phone just now

#10 min til clock out

When I suggest that others in the program attend church with the other black girl here

They become surprisingly excited at the idea of a gospel choir, lots of joy, and attending a Baptist church!

Too bad it's Nondenominational and not all black people are Baptist.

#Sit the fuck down whitey

I hope to never forget

The homeless man who agreed to jump into the subway track to get my fallen phone in exchange for a little cash flow.

#His idea #Possible electrocution?#I gave him a hug

Shouts outs

To the guy feeding pigeons this morning and looking like he just won the lottery while doing it.

#just happy as a motherfucker

I love fucking with (pasty) white people

Her: Yeah, I actually wanna be darker! Well, like, not too-

Me: Oh, not TOO dark?

Her: ........

Me: :)

Didn't get a peek at the crazy in real time, but this snapshot will suffice.

Uh, that's bullshit.

Initial reaction at hearing my lame roommate suggest all minorities can attend any college they want.

#In her defense Harvard is a HBCU

LA traffic is just as crazy as I was told it'd be except not at all.

#LA

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