carry the zero

drain / 29 / he/him ⚧️

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

I finished it 💚🌿🗡

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[depsidase]

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[sonydvdplayer]

ugh im reading brothers karamazov and alyosha's love interest is disabled and all these grown men are touching eachother. SICK OF THIS WOKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[dreamstars]

[fred2nightofthelivingfred]

[theambassadorposts]

Samuel L. Jackson in 1969

[playburo]

Mous Lamrabat

[saucerkommand]

Anyanwu, from Octavia Butler’s Patternist novels by Wayne Barlowe

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[fungusamongusblg2]