[lilgivenchyprincess]

[fitnerdrome]

*hands on each others throats*

[pantherblack]

[clungedestroyer]

i hope this email doesnt find you

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

god help you if this email finds you

[extramadness]

[southerncomfortzone93]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Fabric Juice

[gay-tm]

[thenatsdorf]

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[volcainist]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[shakespearessidehoe-deactivated]

“Would you kill me, my love?”

[siriusly-saxy-deactivated202108]

For wakanda, without a doubt

[sexxyysoulaan]

If you’re reading this I hope in 2019 you get

Financial Stability

Love

Job oppotunities

To travel

Peace

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom