Alberta Bound

Shannon. Country roads will always take me home.

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[moonybear]

op i hope you know about the guy on r/kitchenconfidential

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dontswallow]

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

[capacity2]

His dignity

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[armadillorollup]

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

[cipheramnesia]

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dontswallow]

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

[capacity2]

His dignity

[catchymemes]

[kaiyeti]

Don't you fuck me potato!

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[sandersstudies]

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[coldswarkids]

[atlantis-lore]

[ripempezardexerox]

You don’t need therapy you just need to dig a hole.

[redrosydiaz]

[ampervadasz]

[gjjuddmk2]