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If it's queer or autistic, I'm in he/him | 20 | c:

[searchingforserendipity25]

a mysterious youtuber whose face is hidden in a black cowl and hat drops a single outrageously thorough video essay on why nancy danderhoof and her incredible integrity deserves a pulitzer over daniel malloy's double bootlicking from the establishment he pretends to rally against and causes a huge hubbub on the internet. there are graphs. there are interviews with witnesses. there are leaked secrets from the FBI director's secret hard drive. there's even a catchy jingle. the reddit chains go crazy. twitter crashes, maybe. so begins darkness man's career as a cultural icon.

[rhymingteelookatme]

#also armand tries to shut it down but keep getting blocked by lavonte worthy. that's his guy. you can't get his guy

[clerkrard]

nancy danderhoof could do interview with the vampire but daniel molloy couldn't do around the town

[twilanore]

also can we talk about the game design of count the rice?? brilliant

the only challenges that require multiple people are at the beginning and end - at the beginning to allow the players to bounce around there for a bit before they realize they need to go down, and also at the end to ensure that a runaway player has to wait for another to catch up

count the rice itself, of course, can only be played with one player, so that players never actually have to count rice (if you had to wait for a second player at the end, then whoever got closest would win) (this is ofc not accounting for hannah pilkes)

the middle rooms are great too, because they are easy to intentionally fail, and hard to win. the spot the difference rooms are especially good, because you think you understand what it is (spot the difference between the two halves of the room), and this is seemingly confirmed when you successfully loose, but once you come back to try to win, you realize you did not actually fully understand the game. the placement of these is important, too - only players who were intentionally trying to lose got to those rooms. any higher in the sequence, and they might have had a player trying to win reach the rooms first, and then they'd realize the twist

and also the decision to split the rooms up? 2 and 3 in a separate space from 4-8, so players would assume there are only 3 until someone loses enough, subtly hiding the majority of the game from them

ugh just so many little details in the game design here are so perfect and well thought out, game changer is clearly such a labor of love

[wisconsonptoad]

i think we got both cody x darkness man and nancy danderhoof kissing darkness man's cheek in the ccod finale because brennan was flirting with maxwell through like four different npcs in cloudward ho and although he got close with torse, didn't really get to a canon relationship so now he's just out for blood

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[jacquistheripper]

ally beardsley is one of my favorite people to be in the dome because if they want they can be so buttoned up that margret encino is pulling off incredibly important story and battle tactics with just her cell phone but they can also be a business man in a three piece suit having sex with a dead clown that came from the abyss in the dirt. and i think that’s beautiful.

[beguilingcorpse]

immediate top 5 game changer episode btw there’s just so much to love. the slow reveal of the rooms. ify being the first to lose in room 1. catherine mccafferty being the episode’s main character and breakout star. the set design for all of the rooms but ESPECIALLY the spot the difference ones. 25 grants. the friendship(?) between hannah and the bouncer for room 2. demi accidentally plotting his own downfall by saying pop goes the weasel at the same time as hannah. sam trying to fill time while waiting for a player to win their way back up. the pic pong got him. a true fucking delight all the way down and back up again

[15lehna]

Dr Clown

[everdeensmellark]

snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

[spacetwinkk]

This! And when he hand-curated that Lucy Gray footage to play for Haymitch during his house arrest? This near-60-year-old dictator venting on his secret account.

[spacetwinkk]

"Hey, pick a number between one...and one."

"One."

"Name the one person...you'd want to spend all of eternity with."

"I mean you know it's you."

"Yeah.

That's a two-way street."

[spacetwinkk]

Darkness Man and his myriad incoming Rufus the Italian Dog merch are more important to me than words can convey

[overdramatic-queer-antagonist]

Greatest season of all time we got to watch a Lou Wilson living his dream of being so charming that he can convince a bunch of klan members to shoot real life Richard Nixon and Ally Beardsley got to fulfill their dream of fucking a clown’s corpse in the dirt

[ndrogyny]

in monster high universe you can get horrormone replacement therapy. there's hextrogen and testostegroan

[orangesoda-rt]

I'm peak at art actually

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[this-is-multigenderphobia]

Reminder that tumblr keeps banning trans women's accounts for no reason and actively stated that.

Reminder that this is not about a single event, this is a repetitive pattern that happens *regardless* of if the trans women's blogs violate tumblr's guidelines or not.

Reminder that if it's only trans women calling this out, tumblr has an easier time covering it up because they just ban them.

Reminder that you've got to speak up against this bullshit now, that you've got to be loud, that you've got to support trans women because the places where they can speak are dwindling.

Reminder that pride includes trans women and you cant celebrate pride while ignoring the way trans women are getting silenced.

Reminder that we've got to help each other. It's pride month. Transphobes keep getting platformed and able to keep saying every hateful stuff they want. Help the community any way you can. Be loudly supportive to trans women and loudly against this discriminatory moderation

[cornercritter]

my self-indulgence. happy fucking pride.