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The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

tittyinfinity

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

neovid

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

daughter-of-sapph0

anarchistmemedistro

fortune magazine literally keeps a running tally

catchymemes

cannibalchicken

straight up broccoli

dare0451

okay but op's right. that tree Does in fact look like Straight Up Broccoli

bunnypets

by dimda_

theriverbeyond

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

tevruden

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

aftabkaran

People protect a woman who is burning her scarf

sunbathe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhLtpvMHTR0/

candiikismet

I can never scroll passed this

mens-rights-activia

Tumblr Promotional Video 2018

Feat. @spermian

love-sudoku

Tumblr gonna sue her lol

exhaustedscreen-deactivated2019

‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.