I am a Silly Goober

I'm just here finding cool stuff I like tbh

[swordy-da-goat]

drawing my current dnd character who is having a horrible time

[pukicho]

yah im a werewolf. Pretty cool, right? yeah, ill be your best friend.

[cursed-curse-of-strahd-ideas]

Curse of Strahd campaign where Barovia has a profanity filter. None of the horrors of Barovia are censored, just the language. Any attempt at saying a forbidden word just results in a redirect to something vampire related. Fuck usually gets turned into fangs, bitch turns into bat, etc. This is, of course, somehow Strahd's fault.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[ladytherottie-shoe]

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

[pukicho]

WE KNOW

[sermna]

Alecto was angry, and raised her up, and kissed her. The child did not cry out, though blood fell from her lips and tongue, and she was wounded sore. For Alecto knew not how to kiss, except such as it involved the mouth and teeth. And Alecto said to her, Why are you not appeased? That is how meat loves meat.

I love u Alecto 💛

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[fleshengine]

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[kiriekonamistan]

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

[d-f-phantom]

[avese23]

“Not affected by snatch”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nah never heard of it

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[pukicho]

You’re going to “turn my frown upside down”?

Yeah. Over my dead fucking body. Over my dead fucking body.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Lord of Barovia by Tatiana Krstic

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Ravenloft - The Horrors Within - Ankhtepot by Anna Podedworna

[vvar-lock]

Ravenloft

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website feels like home