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Ralph & Russo ‘Eden’ heel pump with rose-gold heel
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
because being a linguist, fleet commander, and powerful ruler doesn’t matter, only her looks
Her Arab contemporaries raved about her being very interested and knowledgeable in the sciences.
She completely reformed the system in Alexandria, and Egypt at large; making it much more of a functional powerhouse.
She did what 300 years of her ancestors couldn’t: Managed to get the support of both the Greek AND Egyptian subjects she ruled.
There is a sculpture that has been identified as her, through comparisons to coins minted under her rule, that proves beyond a doubt that she wasn’t particularly beautiful.
It isn’t that people just happen to believe it by mistake. Rome was fucking terrified of her and painted her as a vapid, scheming, beautiful, sex obsessed queen to discredit her to their people. She was a threat, and that was how they handled it. The unfortunate thing is that that is the most surviving record of her. A smear campaign against one of the smartest, most powerful women in human history.
Plutarch describes Cleopatra thusly: "For her beauty, as we are told, was in itself not altogether incomparable, nor such as to strike those who saw her; but converse with her had an irresistible charm, and her presence, combined with the persuasiveness of her discourse and the character which was somehow diffused about her behaviour towards others, had something stimulating about it. There was sweetness also in the tones of her voice; and her tongue, like an instrument of many strings, she could readily turn to whatever language she pleased..." Then postulates that her world famous looks were less about her having beautiful facial features, but about her being thin: “It was by this device of Cleopatra's, it is said, that Caesar was first captivated, for she showed herself to be a bold coquette.”
The rare book library at Yale University has no windows because the walls are made of translucent marble.
Source
*Heavy breathing*
because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly
*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*
IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LIBRARIES
I want to go to there...
Icarus’ Wing 10
The wound isn’t healing. At all. I’m considering cauterizing it, just to keep the Symbiont from bleeding to death. Oh my God, I’m so scared. What am I going to do if the Symbiont dies?!
I suppose I’ll follow suit shortly thereafter...
The probes have been reluctantly tolerating my presence again. I’ve caught them observing me randomly. Now, as I’m spending a majority of my time nervously hoping the Symbiont repairs itself well enough to boot up the PC, the probes hang around me and go into standby next to me.
Like dogs and sometimes cats do when you’re anxious. That displays an awareness that suggests self-awareness.
...
The EEA wouldn’t lobotomize a sentient creature, would they? I’m sure the patch they installed was more like a sedative than a lobotomy.
Right?
...
Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything from EEA for the last couple of days. If the Symbiont were to die, would they tell me? I mean, I signed on for this job having done very little vetting about the organization, and they made me an officer without telling me much about them. What do I really know about my employers?
Icarus’ Wing 9
First, I’d like to apologize for my earlier outburst. I’ve been told that my response was inappropriate in both tone and language. Furthermore, I have been reminded that the mission logs, including this journal are public records, available to anyone, including children and as such, I’m to behave in a manner that is becoming of an EEA officer. I’ve also been told that as a mutiny prevention measure, EEA has the right to cut communications with me, which will ensure I miss my Saturn system insertion burn.
Okay, now that that’s out of the way, it looks like we have a solution set. The growth has been removed and no other growths have been found. When I removed the growth, though, the Symbiont bled catalytic fluid very profusely. Autonoetic functions were put in standby mode for the surgery, in case it had gotten more complex than it let on and panics when we start digging into it. Which is good, because the fluid pressure was too low to support autonoesis. The Symbiont/PC would have fainted. The reason I was so… curt before is because I received a request for a journal update while trying to control the bleeding. It’s not as simple as clamping an artery. Anyway, I rigged a xylem jumper system around the wound so the fluid would bypass the affected area almost entirely. A few of the smallest capillaries were left open so that the Symbiont could excrete sap into the wound and begin to heal. To aid in this process, I grafted a section of inner bark over the wound. Now, the wound should start to heal pretty quickly. Two days at most.
Trajectory update: it turns out that we’ve been burning since we left Sapience, so we’re only two months out from our Saturn system inject burn. I thought we were going to pass by Jupiter. That’s sad… That would have been a sight… I’ve been on this journey, just myself and the Symbiont for two years now… I think that’s the fastest Saturn transfer on record. We must be going enormously fast… The PC’s autonoetics are still down while the Symbiont regenerates catalytic fluid, so I can’t ask it. Which reminds me, that… seems like a design flaw. I mean, I get that I’m not a pilot, but I still think I have a right to know a little bit about our trajectory.
With the autonoetics down, the probes have been coming to me to do their daily updates. You can tell there’s something… off about them. It’s unsettling. They’ve been spending most of their days in standby mode. That’s not like them.
Anyway, it’s time to harvest the peppers.
Ciao.
Icarus’ Wing 8
I’M A LITTLE FUCKING BUSY RIGHT NOW, TRYING TO SAVE MY OWN ASS! I’LL WRITE IN YOUR DIARY WHEN I’M GODDAMN GOOD AND READY! YOU DON’T LIKE IT, FEEL FREE TO COME UP HERE AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!!
HASHTAG LIZARD TRUTH
"It's more or less traditional to just say 'everything's fine,' y'know."
Person: how's it going?
Me: *gives brief humorless chuckle*
Me: *breathes in audibly*
Me: *puts my forearm on their shoulder*
Me: my life is a fucking mess.
15 year olds: I am so wise beyond my years... growing up is so *sniffles* tragic....I understand pain
20 year olds: what the hap is fuckening
25 year olds: help
Trans Observations that I Hope I’m Not Alone in Making
“Oh, Sophia. Your skin looks so much smoother now that you’re out! You’re glowing, even without makeup on!” *Scrubs face* “Uh oh. My scrub pad is kinda orangey... *looks in mirror*
The Seikilos Song, the Oldest Complete Song from Ancient Greece.
what a beautiful wedding
said a bridesmaid to a waiter
yes but what a shame
the poor grooms bride is a llama
What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!
… I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”
No... It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Can We Talk About Dinsey's Transgender Princess?
There has been as lot of fan discussion about Frozen over the past several months, a movie that has (justifiably) stirred strong feelings on both sides of the spectrum. It’s a movie that deserves to be talked about, balanced as it is between being Disney’s first major animated feature directed by a woman and containing some progressive notions of sisterhood and staggeringly obvious allegories to growing up queer, and the blatantly racist white-washing of history and the problematic comments of its head of animation complaining that women are hard to animate because emotions. I’m glad it’s stirring debate and that the debate raising awareness, and will hopefully lead us to a future with better, more inclusive animated features for everyone.
But why does no one ever talk about the fact that Jasmine is trans?
Disney’s Aladdin came out 22 years ago. It is old enough to drink. And it gave us the first transgender Disney princess, but no one ever talks about her being trans. Why not?
Jasmine is a princess with no ladies in waiting, no handmaidens, no female servants of any kind. In fact, the only servants she has are guards. Male guards. Male guards who are very clearly not intended to be eunuchs. That’s… a bit odd, especially considering her father is obsessed with keeping her isolated and hidden in the palace, and with strictly obeying marriage laws which, we can assume (since three men stand around arguing over who gets to deflower marry her) depend heavily on her remaining a virgin.
But we see later in the movie that the Sultan can change the marriage laws on a whim. This speaks to a man trying to teach his child a lesson about how hard it is being a woman. It speaks to a man trying to convince his daughter not to be a woman.
Jasmine’s only companion besides her creepy male guards and out-of-touch father is her pet tiger, Raja. The princess’s tiger is literally named “Prince.” And her “prince,” which seems large and scary at first glance despite being loveable and fun, keeps driving away male suitors. And what’s one of the first things Jafar decides he needs to do when he wants to sexualize Jasmine? He shrinks her tiger.
And let’s talk about that red outfit Jafar puts her in. Jasmine is one of the few Disney princess to be overtly sexualized. And if there’s one things cis people love to do, it’s sexualize trans women. After all, changing your gender presentation can’t be about seeing the world through more genuine eyes or being a more fulfilled person, like Jasmine talks about wanting in her introduction; it must be about sex. It’s not exactly a trope in Disney movies that the heroine needs to be vamped up when captured; The Horned King doesn’t sexualize Eilonwy, Beast doesn’t put Belle in something more revealing, Malificent doesn’t sexualize Aurora (despite Malificent obviously being gay). Even Disney’s other princesses of color don’t end up getting that kind of egregious treatment, even though white people love to eroticize women of color.
Jasmine hails from one of the most medically- and scientifically-literate cultures in the ancient world. A culture that already had a concept of transgender women, and has transgender priestess of various faiths. So it’s hardly a stretch to believe it isn’t appropriate for a fantastical, Arabian-knights-style setting.
So let’s talk about this. Let’s stop hiding the fact. Maybe it was too taboo to discuss in 1992, but it’s 2014 now and Jasmine is Disney’s first trans princess, and more people need to know.
Ah okay, so where did she get her breast implants?
And why is she still alive? I don’t even think trans identity is acceptable in Arabian culture now.
So, just to review… Things that are believable in this setting:
Sentient parrots
A sentient-parrot-powered prophecy engine
Mind-controlling snake-staves
Musical numbers
Jafar’s beard
Talking caves
Sentient rugs
Monkeys that are essentially tiny, thieving people and wear little clothes and never lose their hats despite constantly jumping and falling and rolling and being turned into an elephant
A blue man with the power to radically alter reality while doing Groucho Marx impressions
Things that strain credulity:
Trans women existing
Boobs
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THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD
I’m about to get seriously hipster on you here. I’ve been toying with the plot for a science fiction story about literally this thing for about five years now.
The University of Edinburgh has something called a “flowave” which is a wave pool that can make really weird waves
It’s my ass