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get tumblr gold or get wrecked

[sophisticatedmeme]

men stop being fucking terrifying challenge

[polteergeistt]

Crochet mutuals come behold sppspspspsps

My mom made this. She said you guys would drool on it.

[cactus-genome]

Ok fine I'll drool on it

[fiberfantasies]

Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing

[nonbinary-octopus]

honestly yeah, fiber arts is magic. you cast spell of warm gloves, spell of nice hat, spell of stuffed animal.

material component: yarn

wand: single hooked wand or double pointed wands, depending on caster's preference

mechanical component: specific motions repeated in a particular pattern

time component: a while

look seriously the first step in a knitting recipe is "cast on", and then it's a bunch of letters and numbers incomprehensible to anyone not versed in the arcane art. that's a spellbook. yes it's a book of knitting patterns but also. it's a spell book.

[queerforscience]

I loved the quiz master so much I had to crochet him.

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

[redshiftsinger]

@lazywitchling's tags have passed peer review

[artemisdesari-blog]

I have a maths degree. Crochet has taught me that actually, no, I cannot count

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Crochet Koraidon

GOOFY

I am in love. entranced. delighted

oh wow all the feathers and frills spiky bits

koraidon

Voting ended onDec 3, 2024

15 hours of work to make this very goofy pokemon!!! He has no photogenic side whatsoever, he was designed so that every angle looks some kind of silly

[leelee--thebaek]

HE IS MOSTLY DONE!! He needs some clothes and also maybe a support for his neck but he is pretty much completed! My own mini Mr Crawling!!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🥺

[stil-lindigo]

oh to one day live in a world that doesn't hinge on the whims of the united states of fucking america.

[cryptonature]

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

[charlesoberonn]

[sunshine-tattoo]

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

[resetium]

goddamn stomach so strong it eats anthrax

[nopizzaaftermidnight]

[cryptotheism]

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

[cryptotheism]

I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.

[cryptotheism]

Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.

[strawlessandbraless]

The Venus girdle (Cestum veneris) is a comb jelly in the family Cestidae. The colorless species are transparent when suspended in water, except for their iridescent rows of comb plates. In other words, they majestic as fuck. Love to sea it 🌊

[vvvarinn]

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

[alexilulu]

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

[vvvarinn]

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

[depsidase]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[persy-r-bozo]

GILRS. WE WIN!!!!!!!!!

[damazcuz]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination