Wubba lubba dub dub

When she talks, I listen. She's in the shower and her skin glistens

[sora-the-kid]

i miss you..

I miss you too..

[painfulblisss]

[sora-the-kid]

Signs most likely to win an Oscar:

Aries: yes Taurus: yes Gemini: yes Cancer: yes Virgo: yes Libra: yes Scorpio: yes Saggitarius: yes Capricorn: yes Aquarius: yes Pisces: yes Leo: no

[hippiesispunkz]

[cry-baby-in-the-love-club]

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[sxlentstorm-deactivated20180621]

50% idk 50% idc

[rotfront]

guy in crowd tonight: i can play dear maria on guitar

alex: you can play dear maria on guitar?

alex: guess what

alex:

alex:

alex: so can i

[ams-trip-deactivated20180127]

Please be clingy with me. Get worried if I don’t text you back in ten minutes, blow up my phone, when we’re in public you better hold my hand and kiss me, get mad when other girls look at me, tell me that you miss me or love me all the time. But also I want you to trust me. If I’m dating you then it means that I’m all for you. I don’t want a relationship that will last a few days. I got into this because I saw something with you. I am yours, you are mine. End of story.

0bvi0uslygay (via perfect)

[firedrill]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[gorillaz-art]

Demon Days

Track 8 - Every Planet we Reach is Dead

[hella-g4y]

Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember what happened was illegal

[lampsarepeopletoo]

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door

[lampsarepeopletoo]

my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it

[enchanter-of-brazening]

best parental reaction or best parental reaction

[stranger--dreams]

[sora-the-kid]

Fangirls

[sora-the-kid]

"I'm no Superman"

[sora-the-kid]

[sora-the-kid]

I am nice, I am fun, I am caring. Why does that come off as annoying? And then the people who I care about most probably agree. Isn't life fucking grand