Clever Witch

(Indie Hermione Granger rp blog. Mun and muse 18+ nsfw possible. Multifandom and OC friendly.)

[nemtalalomahelyemseholse]

[sorciereastucieux]

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"Does he slip you the hot beef injection?"

"Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"

"Eat my shorts."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns."

"Could you describe the ruckus?"

"Do you know how popular I am?"

"Why are you being so nice to me?"

"If I lose my temper you're totaled, man."

"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you."

"Being bad feels pretty good, huh?"

"Don't you ever talk about my friends."

"Just stick to the things you know; shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean."

"Hey, you're not urinating in here, man."

"Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me?"

"So... what's your poison?"

"You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it."

"Keep your fuckin' hands off me!"

"Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?"

"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."

"Don't you ever, ever, compare yourself to me, "

"Are we gonna be like our parents?"

"You couldn't ignore me if you tried."

"Two hits... me hitting you, you hitting the floor."

"You don't talk to her, you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! You understand me?"

"Are you a virgin?"

"Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here."

"You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people."

"You're kind of sexy when you're angry."

"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is."

[sorciereastucieux]

So I've been gone for a while, but I'm back and I want to do stuff. Anyone want to do a thing? Short, long, Icon, not, it doesn't matter.

[heritierxsirenes]

       Aѕ мυcн αѕ α ғαιry Prιɴceѕѕ αѕ I αм — Ｍａｄｅｙｅ Ｍｏｏｄｙ

Triwizard Champion || The Veela || Beauxbaton Golden Girl ||  

               ❦~~  Fℓєυя Iѕαвєℓℓє Dєℓαcσυя

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{i} Completely fluent in both the books and the movies

{ii} Default verse is set where Fleur is a full Veela, hiding under the guise of being 1/4th during her seventh year at Beauxbaton.

{iii} I will rp with orginal characters with a solid backstory, though do not pressure me to reply to you.

{iv} Para, mulipara, novella, script, icon, gif/gif icon, crack rps are all accepted.

{v} I ship chemistry, though my main ship on this blog may well be Fleurmione.

{vi} Cross overs welcome

{vii} Skype is avaliable upon request

{viii} Mun and muse are of age, NSFW content will be tagged appropriately. 

[xtoujourspurx]

         A hum rifled through her as she quickly walked through the long hallway where her master would be waiting, quietly anticipating the mudbloods words within his head — or so she assumed.  She was not to be present during their talk, only outside the door to guard and make sure no one entered and no one left less he bid it.  A guard position, though one she would take if only to be useful for the moment.  Stopping before the door that hid her master she opened it, and gestured for her to slip inside.  ”Have fun muddy.”

[sorciereastucieux]

       There was something rather nerve wracking about meeting with who she thought was the enemy for so long. To make a dark alliance and sacrifice everything she knew. Her skin crawled as she walked into the room ignoring Bellatrix's wish for her to have fun. With a tough face on Hermione walked in and sat down, show no fear. After some time she walked back out rubbing her arm where her new mark laid.

      Brown eyes glanced up at the woman that had guarded the door during her talk with Voldemort. "He said for you to show me to where I'll be staying." There was a tinge of ice in her voice, but she knew that she needed to appear an ice queen or these people would surely devour her. Anger fueled her though, anger and the want for vengeance.

[dreamyexpression]

+5 want Quibblers

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"Oh, sorry. I’ll be out of your way in a moment."

[sorciereastucieux]

"Is there something you're looking for, Luna?"

[sorciereastucieux]

So Hermione doesn't really want to do anything for me since I've been back from vacation. So I'm going to put her on hiatus until she feels like talking to me.

[sorciereastucieux]

This blog is going on hiatus until I get back from Disney world. I'll be back the 28th and do my replies then.

[thekingofweasels]

             “— I love you. Y’know that, yeah? I know ‘m shite at showing it, and you’d be better off without me, and I should prolly leave you just so you can find someone better…”

 [ And there was the crippling insecurity that always ate away at his core, for as long as he could remember. He knew that he would never deserve her, that she should be with someone better than him. That she likely wanted someone better but he kept guilting her into staying. ]

         “Why aren’t you leaving?”

[sorciereastucieux]

       "Yes, I know that you love me."

[ This was madness. Ron had always been so insecure, but he had no reason to be when he held her heart. He just frustrated her at times was all, but that didn't mean she loved him any less. Still sometimes he made her angry enough that she wished that she could leave. ]

       "Because I love you. I love you and if I left there is no doubt in my mind that I would find you in a gutter a few days later."

[xtoujourspurx]

      Darkened eyes looked upon the mudblood girl with amusement, her head titled to the side for a moment before allowing a slight nod.  ”Of course the Dark Lord would give me the honor of escorting you to him, Muddy.  I am his most loyal… and his right hand.  Whom else would he trust not to kill you on sight?”  Her tone was teasing as she moved, opening the doors that lead to the audience chamber within the manor, her eyes dark as she moved about easily in her heels. 

"Come now, we shan’t keep the Dark Lord waiting."

[sorciereastucieux]

There was always something that Hermione found unsettling about Bellatrix, but she couldn't put her finger on it because it needed her whole hand to even pin part of it. She held her resolve and told herself that this was the only way to stay alive and stay out of Azkaban. Bella's tone that she used though only made her clench her jaw especially that nickname, muddy, as if she needed reminded of her blood status. Still she followed the woman.

"Of course wouldn't want to keep him waiting."

[nick-originalhybrid]

Klaus & Hermione

[nick-originalhybrid]

Klaus laughed a little. He could not help it. Teenage girls could be quite predictable when it came to manipulating guys even by doing something as though they were purposefully trying to ignore them. her question made a smile spread across his lips. “That is true I know very little about you.” He turned so he could get a better look at her He took in the details that he could. “I know that you are obviously a Gryffindor for the most part you are a good student since you have that prefect pin. You are smart since you are reading a book of runes which is not an easy language. Though I have to say the easiest way was that you pick a place between the arena and the castle instead of the quiet place around on the other side of the Black Lake. i am quite good at reading people.” He smiled then held out his hand. “My name is Klaus.” He was having a little fun at the girls expense, but mostly it was just until he was truly needed that he needed to kill some time and fill his boredom. 

[sorciereastucieux]

Hermione was not very amused that she was being laughed at. She didn't find the situation funny in the least. While he scanned her over and pointed out what he did know about her about the things she wore and her book she started to get amused. So he knew what he was talking about to an extent. When he offered his hand she took it in hers and shook her. "I'm Hermione." A small smile touched her lips though she was still a bit bothered by Klaus being more of a know it all than her. 

[sorciereastucieux]

Been Hiding || sorciereastucieux

[ura-wizardharry]

"Shhh! Been hiding, Hermione. I was just sneaking back into Grimmauld for some things. What are you doing here?"

[sorciereastucieux]

"I was just looking for you is all. I didn't think I would actually find you here."

[thekingofweasels]

       “Well, I figured it out over the years.’m not as stupid as people think.”

 [ Those words hit hard, though. As much as part of him wanted to push her away, to keep her safe from him and the fact that he knew he was too broken to properly look after her, he also knew that there was no way that he could survive without her. Literally and metaphorically. With a sigh, he buried his face in his hands, trying to keep his breathing even. ]

  ” — Please don’t leave me. You’re all I’ve got.”

[sorciereastucieux]

        "No one thinks you're stupid, Ronald."

 [ At least he had sense enough to ask her not to leave him. She wasn't sure that she had it in her to leave anyways there was just too much invested in Ron. It hurt to say it, but sometimes she wish she had the strength to leave. ]

        "I'm not leaving... I wouldn't be sitting here still if I was leaving."

[sorciereastucieux]

"Have you been hiding somewhere or have you just been busy, Harry?"

[arrossito-deactivated20140219]

Your muse catches mine in the shower. What is your muse's reaction?

[sorciereastucieux]

[thekingofweasels]

     “Life’s not fair, Hermione. Thought you would’ve figure that one out by now.”

[ He didn’t need help. He didn’t want it. Drinking was the only help that he needed at the moment, even if it wasn’t a particularly healthy way to cope. But forcing him to get help would only make him resist it more, he knew that much for certain. ]

    ” ‘m not handling it well? Neither are you, Hermione. Neither is Harry. Or Ginny. Or any of us. I don’t see you harassing them about it.”

[sorciereastucieux]

      "I know that life wasn't fair, but since when did you say things that weren't fair?"

            [ Her fingers reached into her purse touching the fask that was sitting there. Half of her wanted to throw it at him and tell him to get out of her sight, the other half wanted to drink heavily from it. She left it be though trying to keep her temper even. ]

    "You don't see it because you're in a drunken stupor half the time. I've harassed them about it, but the difference is they listen and you don't. If you really want to know what it is like to lose me for real keep being like this and I'll be gone before you know what hit you."

[rosieposieosie15]

Hermione Granger: The Mean Girl of Hogwarts