sordidseraph on Ao3

Asa 21 any pronouns constantly have worms wriggling in my brain

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Business ideas:

Piercing shop/bakery called Stud Muffin

Ice cream place/septic tank cleaner called Dipshits

Horror themed Mexican restaurant called Scaryachi

S*x toy shop called Slip n' Slide

Lingerie store called Something More Comfortable

Amusement park/funeral home called The Ride of Your Life

Medieval themed casino called Joust My Luck

Ocean conservation effort called Sea You Later

Fabric shop called Is It Sew?

Juice company called Orange You Glad?

I could go all day

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The type of music I'm bumping while writing fanfiction of characters getting their shit blown smoove off

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Here's the insane dabblings I came up with immediately after playing Re9

I haven't written anything that wasn't a continuation of something else in SO long so it was nice to get back into one shots.

Enjoy :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Somehow I haven't been using this website since I crawled out the cooch

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When I think about how badly my boyfriend's ex treated him I get so upset because how the hell can you see this gorgeous, talented, creative man and decide that your insecurities are way more important than him being happy and pursuing his passions? Like sorry girl that man is gonna be a star someday and I hope that weighs HEAVY on your soul

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When he only lets me lay on him and not the other way around because he'll "crush me" God forbid I have a hobby 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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I don't flirt, I just stare at him with my huge, horrifyingly intense blue eyes and hope that he can read the emotion in them

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Someone make an edit of any character from DMC to Diadems by Megadeth RIGHT NOW

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Val Kilmer passed away, someone please check on Dean Winchester

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Married Cas and Dean looks like Dean trying to get his four hours and Castiel, unable to sleep, stays up all night playing candy crush with the volume blaring and the screen brighter than a smiting. Of course, he's downloaded the game on his husband's phone and not his own.

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I wrote a fic about it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62982505#main

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Married Cas and Dean looks like Dean trying to get his four hours and Castiel, unable to sleep, stays up all night playing candy crush with the volume blaring and the screen brighter than a smiting. Of course, he's downloaded the game on his husband's phone and not his own.

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I recently realized that the reason why I didn't allow myself to enjoy "feminine" things is not because I'm trans; because I didn't even allow myself to like girly things when I didn't even know what being trans was. It's literally homophobia. Ding ding ding! It's homophobia again. It's not feminine things, it's what stereotypical gay guys are into. My internalized homophobia got me again. (Anyway I'm getting into Lady Gaga, choreography, and Drag Race.... progress?) I feel like a baby gay but like I've known I was gay a little too long for that

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Castiel job autism arc was so real to me

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A little piece for Dean's birthday! Hope you enjoy :)

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Big Dean proposes to Cas truther

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It's my friend's birthday (Dean Winchester)

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"Hell yeah" I say to myself as I sit at my desk where I write gay fanfiction and blast megadeth while drinking a fountain dr. pepper and having my little plastic friends (my littlest pet shops) with me. Life is good.