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One of those people w/ all the Tarot cards and crystals. ♌☉7th/♏☽8th/♒AC. Horny on main since 2014 (but this is a sideblog...).

[adapembroke]

I got some really bad news today.

For over a decade, my work has been supported by my partner, who has been the most amazing patron. He believed in me and gave me the security to focus on giving back to the community and becoming the best writer and astrologer I can be. He never put terms on it. He just believed that I would make something worthwhile if I was given the chance to succeed.

I don’t know if I’ve done well by that gift, but I’ve tried. Because of his generosity, I’ve been able to do countless free readings, create workbooks and classes and blog posts, and give most of my work away for free.

A few hours ago, I found out that my partner lost his job.

It has always been my intent to make my work as accessible as possible for as long as I can, but right now I need to step up and be there for him the way he’s been there for me. I need to prove that he was right to believe in me. 

Will you help me?

Right now I am offering… Astrology and Tarot Readings 

I have a Patreon: http://patreon.com/adapembroke

I have created the Moon Mood Journal, a fillable workbook that will help you make friends with the astrological moon. (A million thanks to @historicaloracl​ for giving me space on their shop!)

Lastly, I’m using Ko-fi donations to bring my readings booking system into the 21st century. Information on that on Ko-fi: 

If I have done a reading for you or written a blog post or been an ear for you when you’ve needed one, it would mean the world to me if you would signal-boost my work or consider supporting me.

Thank you!

[rustchild]

I am mere centimeters away from writing a full on essay about how the “goblins are inherently antisemitic” myth spawned by this website propagates misinformation, displays a huge misunderstanding of what folklore is and does, and contributes to an environment that distracts people from how antisemitism actually operates and the ways in which it’s dangerously on the rise in our current climate–something which, surprise surprise, has almost nothing to do with little green fairy men

[rustchild]

There are antisemitic iterations of the goblin! There are also antisemitic iterations of basically everything in European folklore, because if there was one thing people in Europe loved it was hating Jews! But those aren’t definitive and the problem there didn’t originate with the invention of the goblin–which was an evolution of other existing fairy myths, overlaps with them, and isn’t nearly as distinct, differentiated, or universally codified as people seem to think. It originated with people hating Jews, and using pre-existing stories and myths to express that hatred. Most of the time, though, they just wrote about Jews, because they didn’t need a secret magical creature code to be terrible to us. They could just do that! The way that people on this website are obsessed with a single, “original” version of a story, which can then be deemed morally acceptable or unacceptable, goes fundamentally against the way folklore is created, propagated, modified, and used to fit different locations at different times. There isn’t a single “problematic” goblin canon you can point to! They aren’t defined that simply! And no, A Certain Popular Fantasy Series doesn’t count! By focusing on the goblin as the problematic thing, and not the stories about Jews that the antisemitic goblin myths–which are rarer than people seem to think–draw off of, the Discourse™ focuses on a single pass/fail signifier of wokeness instead of actually educating people on the complex narratives that have built different iterations of antisemitism over the centuries. It is also, and I cannot stress this enough, not how folklore works. Learn about blood libel, learn about the myth of the Protocols, learn about how antisemitism uses Jews as the powerful other to justify other forms of prejudice and oppression, and don’t write stories about money-obsessed people with hooked noses. Goblins themselves don’t factor into that as anything other than a footnote.   

[roach-works]

the Discourse™ focuses on a single pass/fail signifier of wokeness instead of actually educating people on complex narratives

[sorensfw]

Posts that dragged me out of tumblr retirement, episode 8472.

[centrally-unplanned]

[sorensfw]

Returning from Tumblr retirement solely to reblog this.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[hauptfeuerwache]

[nightfuryqueen]

The dude saying cool wasteland is Bethesda actually

[geminiwave]

More cat tarot by popular request

[azdoine]

@ada-having-fun @sorensfw

[blasting-silence]

Animals With Unusual Color Mutations ❤️

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴏᴄᴋ

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

sᴘᴏᴛʟᴇss ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴀʙʙʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ (sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ)

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ

ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴋ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇʀ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀᴄᴏᴏɴ

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ

[that-twink-over-there]

Shiny Pokemon

[sorensfw]

If "Spotless Cheetah" and "Pink Dolphin" aren't JoJo Stands the fandom has lied to me

[sorensfw]

This is absolutely terrifying: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-act-violates-constitution

I don't think I have to explain why having an internet that's under the absolute control of law enforcement would be a bad thing right now.

[balioc]

One of my own operating principles, for those who would benefit from hearing it:

Anyone telling you that you are obligated to support anything or condemn anything, as a public display of allegiance, is automatically wrong and should automatically be resisted.

This is true regardless of the underlying subject and its moral valence. 

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why did any of you save these images

[sorensfw]

[lurker-no-more]

*eyes the clock warily*

(Link)

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[uhh-the-green-thing]

The legendary thread is back

[ebonyheartnet]

IT’S FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!

[drgrlfriend]

This one is perfect for Tumblr: “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…” ends with “drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”

So, it’s not that knowledge is dangerous, the emphasis is on having just a little knowledge.  Having just a cursory understanding of something causes overconfidence and potential to misunderstand, but when you really delve into a subject in depth you realize the full complexity of it.

[thefloatingstone]

Yeah these are DEFINITELY cut short for a reason, make no fucking mistake.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[qwertyjoebob]

This guy's sending out some good vibes and I'm here for it

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[normal-horoscopes]

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

[charlesoberonn]

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

[charlesoberonn]

[princesstadashi]

SO THERE’S SOMETHING Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

Attack of the clones

[copperbadge]

I have often used Barbie to explain Greek mythology, and people laugh until I explain it, and then they get really serious and thoughtful. 

I say, “The Greeks ascribed aspects to gods. Apollo had many aspects, but all were Apollo. He’s like Barbie that way. She’s an astronaut, a veterinarian, and a rollerskater, but no matter which of those things she is in the moment, she is always still Barbie. She is Barbie in her aspect as.” 

Then people get not only the idea of “aspects” of godhood, but also, well, the changeable yet eternal nature of Barbie. 

[sorensfw]

@lands-end-ada​

[spiraldoom-deactivated20221217]

[azdoine]

shattering the border between fantasy and reality in pursuit of a counterfactual bedmate

[sorensfw]

cool idea someone should write a fic where that happens