tortellini tuesday

[daminwayne]

I have two moods:

constant panic and worrying about every little detail

yolo

[just-shower-thoughts]

After sex, it is Schrodinger’s uterus.

[eternainocencia]

[weavemama]

They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.

[journalistpeterparker-deactivat]

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

[weavemama]

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces” 

[10knotes]

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[just-shower-thoughts]

If people stopped praying for others that are in need and actually started helping them, the world would be a much better place.

[terribletide]

things i love:

-space

-the ocean

things i am terrified of:

-space

-the ocean

[sorgelos]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[shittyidea]

Can’t be a raw vegan? Be a raw carnivore…

[shittyidea]

Sue your parents for your bad genes

[thebootydiaries]

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[nudygoon]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

[cowboybabeop]

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

[mostlycatsmostly]

(via tomosuke)

[ruinedchildhood]