[thealfaguy]

[sofiapdf]

why are we still here? just to suffer? to live while Achilles and Patroclus do not?

[abigailkart]

October 5, 2018

[undeadz-deactivated20191207]

a gender reveal party where they pop the balloon and its full of many smaller balloons, which in turn are full of even smaller balloons, because gender is an eternal mystery and nobody really knows whats going on anymore

[meladoodle]

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

[heavensghost]

[dicaeopolis]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[the-minecraft-funnies]

gonna hop in the nether portal real quick and see what sort of shenanigans i can get myself into this time

[tieflng]

since it’s the anniversary of mt. vesuvius’s eruption i’d like to take a moment to mourn the most significant victim of the tragedy, lucius caecilius iucundus’s dog cerberus, qui dominum frustra custodiebat

[punkmlm]

what if we kissed...... and fell in love....... and had a healthy, fulfilling, long-term relationship...... haha jk jk.......................................................................................................................................................................... unless 👀💋

[despazito]

where u sit (theres only one wrong answer)

[rubyfruitnb]

if I had to use my superhuman music skills to lead my gf out of the underworld, I wouldn't glance back against Hades' orders and cause her to remain trapped

[gunsandfireandshit]

I'm...

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[caelkid]

time to say It... racism and xenophobia towards mexicans is a specific problem in america that needs to be talked about NOW. there is a culture of fear and hatred very specifically focused on the fact that mexicans dare exist outside of mexico that even extends past white majority areas and into other communities of color. its going to lead to something that can never be undone if other people don't start actively and enthusiastically giving mexican people their support and solidarity. i'm begging you, go out of your way today to research what you can do to help struggling mexican people in your community (which i guarantee there are)

if you aren't mexican reblog this but don't add any dumb shit to it please