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stephen, ve/vim, 22. i've been dead for 600 years.

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astrological readings!

are you curious about your natal chart-- a lot or a little? looking for advice or guidance on a pressing question? i have seven years of experience (seriously, i’ve been doing this since i was in middle school), and i’d love to provide you with some high quality astrology!

services i offer:

sun/moon/rising signs: analysis of the three most important placements of your chart, alone and in combination. 1.5 to 2 pages for $25!

full natal chart: want more detail? this is an analysis of your planets, houses, and aspects, 8 to 10 pages for $100!

horary question: what is horary? the querant (you) asks a question about a future event, i draw a chart for the exact date and time it was asked-- think a “natal chart” for the question itself-- and then analyze it to provide you with a yes or no answer. one of these bad boys is $50.

please note:

i am not a legal or medical professional and will not answer legal or medical questions. if you need advice in one of those areas, ask a lawyer or a doctor.

i will not take money from or do readings for minors, sorry!

astrology is descriptive, not prescriptive. free will exists! it’s possible to improve “negative” or “weak” traits in your natal chart, and horary readings give the most likely answer in the immediate short term, assuming no drastic changes in circumstances that would affect the outcome. basically, think of all my readings as advice-- you still have full control.

how to get a reading:

option one: this google form [link]. it’ll ask you your name, email, and the important details i need to get to work.

alternatively, or if you have a question, you can email me! my business email is stephenmmmarch @ gmail dot com.

please note that i need at least 48 hours to finish your reading-- if you have an incredibly time sensitive horary question, i might not be the astrologer for you!

thanks for reading! i’m a disabled nonbinary astrologer trying to support myself, so i appreciate any reblogs! you can also follow me on twitter [link], where i’ll probably have more frequent updates.

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[mass-effect-galaxy]

You can’t just fuck aliens. You have to win their loyalty first by solving their family issues. 

[hanarinhightown]

this quote

[geniusoflove]

i cant stop thinking abt the thousands of bug wars that happen every day that we dont know about

[girlshinjist]

pronoun set: he/him rarity: common fun fact: this one is used by ‘boys’ and ‘guys’ from all around!

[anneemay]

Persian Poetics was suddenly shut down today despite the account being set up by an American citizen.

They need your help to build a website. Their works are essential because they have been providing accurate and good English translations of Rumi's poems to the world and they also help us learn more about other renowned Persian poets.

You can support them here:

Help @PersianPoetics Build a Website and Donation Platform | LaunchGood

Our funding source just shut us down. Help us build a new website and get back on our feet.

Please reblog this post

You should follow them on Twitter and Instagram as well.

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[monsieurenjlolras]

Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds

[headspace-hotel]

When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.

[scurvgirl]

I haven’t seen this on my dash so here it is. The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill codifying same-sex marriage and it is now going to the Senate where there really is an actual chance of it passing. Sure, there are assholes who won’t support it, but there are Republican senators willing to support it and we need their support to get this passed. If you live in a state with a Republican senator, please call the senate office telling them that as a constituent, you support same-sex marriage and the Respect for Marriage Act.

The following senators are reported to be undecided, if one of these senators is yours, CALL!!!

Richard Burr, North Carolina

Roy Blunt, Missouri

Mike Braun, Indiana

Joni Ernst, Iowa

Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming

Rand Paul, Kentucky

Mitch McConnell?, Kentucky (yeah, I’m shocked the evil undead gizzard demon is in the undecided category as well but…might as well pressure the fucker)

Mitt Romney, Utah 

Mike Rounds, South Dakota (specifically Mr. Rounds is quoted as acknowledging difference between a religious marriage and a legal one, go ahead and specify that you support granting couples the legal rights and protections that are given with a legal marriage)

Rick Scott, Florida 

Dan Sullivan, Alaska (notably, Mr. Sullivan is quoted to recognize and respect the existing Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage! Pressure this man!!)

John Thune, South Dakota

Patt Toomey, Pennsylvania

Tommy Tuberville, Alabama

Todd Young, Indiana

This information was gathered from CNN on 7/21/22.

For clarification: Same-sex marriage is legal in all 50 states right now based on the 2015 Supreme Court ruling. But, with the court standing as it is and with Roe being taken down, codifying same-sex marriage in law would mean that the Supreme Court would have a much, MUCH harder time stripping away the right. This is important. Marriage as a legal binding is critical to allowing spouses to visit each other in the hospital, make medical decisions, share assets, adopt and form families, and more. We need TEN Republicans to support the bill, so far there are FIVE likely supporters - we need AT LEAST FIVE MORE.

Please reblog this!!!

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Just to provide more context: this bill also codifies interracial marriage into law. Currently, that’s protected only by the supreme court case Irving v. Loving.

The reason this bill has a chance at passing is because it was introduced with bipartisan support and passed the house with 25% of republicans voting yes. That’s a slim number of senators, but it could pass the filibuster’s sixty vote requirement.

This is a rare opportunity for democrats to hold republicans to the fire and force them to take a side on popular issues. Interacial marriage has >90% support and same sex marriage has >70% support.

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

[siriusf12]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

[detectivehole]

no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo

[detectivehole]

the lighting strikes her eyebrow piercing and travels down the spikes on her jacket to the chains on her pants down the hooks of her boots till it's grounded in the 2 inches of rubber at the bottom of her stompers and she blinks comically, pulls out a mirror, admires her newly fried hair, and walks away happily

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The fact that somebody pointed out (correctly) that Biden was intervening to stop a strike when he campaigned on supporting unions, and all it took was some fucking pencil neck dweeb coming out of the woodwork to say "UHM ACKTUALLY it's not strikebusting he's using an executive order to appoint a committee to resolve the strike*, see be careful not to get sucked in by propaganda guys 😌" and a million gullible assholes were like "wow thank you for clearing that up, gotta be careful about those Russian psyops to make you distrust our competent leaders!". Disgusting! You've learned every possible wrong lesson from the past few years!

*this is fucking strikebreaking and you're a sap if you think otherwise

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I need to address some points that keep coming up: first of all, no, this executively mandated arbitration committee is not what the unions wanted. They wanted a strike, or operational shutdowns, that's what they voted for by a 99 percent margin, that's what 3 years of ineffective back and forth between railroads (pulling record profits) and unions has led to. Nothing else worked. By signing this executive order Biden has stepped into a labor dispute and prevented the unions from enacting the strike they voted to do so they could force concessions from the railroads, and essentially has forced the railroads and unions to sit down and compromise, but of course, now the union can't strike so what leverage do they have? Why would the president doing this be a good thing? Why would this benefit the unions at all?

And yeah, the AFL-CIO came out and said "this is great we hope everyone hashes this out" because of course they did, they're the most right wing, business aligned union in the country, they let fucking cop unions in, you shouldn't be surprised to see them take a moderate or conservative stance.

So now there's a 60 day period where the unions can't strike and are expected to negotiate with the railroads, even though they voted to strike after three years of negotiations hadn't been satisfactory. Does that sound like a pro-labor move to you? Because to me when I think of a president stepping in with an executive action to bust a strike "for the sake of the economy and national security" I think of Reagan and the air traffic control strike.

So why the fuck shouldn't people be mad about this. Why is pointing out that this sucks "propaganda" or "disinformation"? Why do you feel the need to accuse people who are upset by this development of being part of a fucking psyop?

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[shoomlah]

HEYYY the Steam Summer Sale has concluded, so I can finally share all of the fake game art I got to make for it!! Woo

The idea for this sale was to design a bunch of relatively convincing key art to hide in the Steam storefront, but that would be a little weird on second glance—Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton came up with the names/descriptions for all of Clorthax’s fake games, and then I just tried to match their energy in the final art.

This ended up being a whole lot of work for everyone involved, but it was such a blast! Super fun trying to make plausibly polished logos in a whole bunch of different styles/genres. I hope everyone got a kick out of finding each of these as much as we did making ‘em 😎👍🏼

[passion-of-l0vers]

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

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[royalhandmaidens]

all these western travel vloggers “discovering the middle east” and other muslim majority countries who spend half their video talking about how shocked they are that there are normal ppl and civilization there deserve to have their internet privileges revoked and their passports burned

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