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[sorry-im-just-sad]

if ur trying to buy some ~content~ hmu cashapp $shmoneybbyyy

[sorry-im-just-sad]

:)

so like what astrology ho wants to give me advice abt something

I'm bi or pan or something and my first boy love we were bff's before we dated there's a whole thing I can go into if need be or whatever but like he has been texting me a lot lately and wants me to go stay with him for abit (used to live w him so not that weird) and most of my brain lately is super impulsive like do I even trust my own decisions no maybe idk

My point is if any stranger wants to give me life advice / tell me what to do (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ I may or may not listen but pls help me

[archbudzar]

natural disasters 

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(C.B)(12.4.18)

[robertdeniro]

What do you do for a living?

Suffer

[sorry-im-just-sad]

are u masturbating bc ur horny or bc ur depressed and want the dopamine lmao

[bootyvevo]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

Tfw depressed in 1936 so my doctor prescribes me chocolate milk and oxys

[nourrice]

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

[borderlinesuggestions]

this post makes me scream

[ruinedchildhood]

The U.S. government whiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

[teathattast]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[captain-rez]

[gold-finch]

evikholin‌:

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[hydro-homies]

Understandable