dak

Not once, not ever.

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I'm just walking my dog, singing my song. (at Graffiti Alley)

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Not even sure where to begin this caption.

[officialdavidduchovny]

[peachpitgirl]

what the fuck is this

[victorious]

[tropicwitch-deactivated20160303]

#submit this for best short at the oscars

[kumoi-no-hikari]

this is that one post that i’ll always reblog

[jessicacreepshow-deactivated201]

It’s back

[oldcalzone-old-deactivated20221]

the teacher killin it

[mishasminions]

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS

[thesylverlining]

This is literally one of my favorite vines, a masterpiece really and I will always reblog it and it’s just - I love so many just wonderful LOVING TOUCHES about it and it’s

The beautiful facial expressions and flawlessly communicative gestures the likes of which would be at home in my college-level dramatic arts classes

The universal relateability

The technical video and sound editing that’s DIRECTLY on the song beat, absolutely A+ timing and that shit is not easy to do

The amazing dramatic use of slow-motion that tells like - this is some Shakespearean drama story - conflict, BETRAYAL, this is Julias Caeser, this is The Iliad

The freaking teacher being in on it and being convinced to shake it down now

[leauxgan]

in case nobody’s seen the sequel:

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE

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Dark room. Bright screens. (at Breslin Student Events Center)

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

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jared...harbz?

[headlikealamb]

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would really like to see Anomalisa.

[harrisonford42]

[skywalkuer]

when people say kylo doesn’t look anything like his parents???

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]

The Hateful Eight (2015) 

dir. Quentin Tarantino

[sagemerric3]

I can’t believe there are already people complaining about the combat in the new Star Wars movie looking too similar to the Prequel trilogy rather than the original trilogy.

Like, do I need to remind you what the the combat looked like in the originals?

“Careful now Vader, we don’t want to break our lightsabers.”

[kendallwrittendown]

The combat has improved 10 fold, for sure!

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They actually couldn’t hit sabers in the originals. They WOULD break if they did.

[cdiddy404]

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Glad you enjoyed your birthday surprise this week. (📷 @imlopez93)

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This will forever be my favorite seat. Thanks for 21 great games @msuspartanvision.

[clickholeofficial]

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Shia watching “Transformers: Dark of The Moon” (2011)

(yes, that is him sleeping on the floor in the last photo.)

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Catch me every Tuesday at 4pm on the radio. (at Impact 89FM - WDBM)