SNARKY BASTARD

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 ?

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musetothemusic // * mordecai . 

Mordecaidoesn’t even spare a glance at the little red dot that has now comeinto view, instead choosing to glare at the giddy man as if he couldburn holes in his face that way.  “It’s a laser pointer,” hesays, in a matter-of-fact way.  “Normally used for educationalpurposes, but I doubt it will see any more than the most asinine ofuses in your clutches.”

   LIPS PARTED IN AN O SHAPE AT HIS WORDS .   hand being held over chest as he stares at the other,   eyebrows creasing in an attempt to make the most OFFENDED LOOK that was humanely possible   ❛   THAT HURT,   WOW THAT REALLY HURT -  ❜    though there was clearly no offence to words,  silas is far too old for such things to GET TO HIM like that   (  and had a little trait of not taking things SERIOUSLY at all )  .     ❛  IT’LL STILL SEE EDUCATIONAL USES,  WATCH THIS -  ❜  the light is pulled from wall and instead finds itself ON THE TIP of mordecai’s nose,   ❛   LIKE RIGHT HERE,  IS A GRUMPY ARSEHOLE  ❜ 

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escapeiism // * peyton . 

   THE JOLT IS VIOLENT AT THE SUDDEN VOICE.  whipping around in a frantic state,  not registering who it was at first,  it took a moment for the alert to subside .  being greeted with a SMUG yet DISAPPOINTED FACE,  brown eyes staring down at wide blue hues   ❛  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,   CUJO   !  ❜   peyton whined,  trying to ignore the rapid beating succession of heart,  hand holding the ciggarate dropping,  as if to hide evidence despite the crime being witnessed    ❛  C’MON DUDE,  you can’t keep SCARING me like that,  arsehole !   ❜ 

❛  AND WHAT,  MISS OUT ON THIS ONE IN A MILLION REACTION  ?  ❜   grin only became wider,  MORE SHARK LIKE as he twisted the knife in her gut a little  .   quarreling like this wasn’t EXACTLY rare for the man,  but it felt different with her  -  like he’d been granted a SECOND CHANCE to have a A SISTER all over again ❛  what is it you twenty twenty kids say  ?  ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT  ❜    ...     ...    ❛  'SIDES,  not like you don’t DESERVE the scare this time,  you promised me YOU’D STOP .  ❜   

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   APPEARING BEHIND THE WOMAN,  silas leans in close to their ear as they flicked the ciggarate to life with the gradient lighter ❛  YOU SHOULDN’T BE SMOKING,  nevermind forking out money FOR ACCESSORIES .   ❜  // @escapeiism  . 

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   EYES ARE FILLED WITH MISCHIEF  .   it was clear the not so secret hound  was up to something,  the perfect give away was that silas is practically VIBRATING with excitement as the lazer pen is slowly pulled from jacket   ❛  HEY,  HEY MORDECAI  ❜  not a second passes before the little red dot appears in his direct line of sight    ❛   . . .  WHAT’S THAT ?   ❜  //  @musetothemusic​,  for mordecai ! 

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   ❛  HOW MANY BRANDS OF CATS ARE THERE ?  if its more than two we have to do something,  i’m not sure what,  but we gotta FIGHT BACK ❜

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     ❛  MY MY,  AREN’T YOU DIFFERENT ?  ❜   there’s a wide grin on lips,  silas had long forgotten caution in his life .  perhaps it should be RE LEARNED,  but being immortal comes with at least some perks,  like approaching a clearly unknown entity with NO CAUTION what - so - ever,  sure he could get kicked in the face and GET INJURED,  but they’d heal in a couple of weeks,  in fact he could use the break it would offer   ❛  WHAT ARE YOU,  SWEETHEART  ?  ❜  not helping the coo,  almost as if he were SPEAKING TO A BUNNY and not a horse that was taller and more terrifying looking than most creatures come a crossed .   //  @spiriitum​ ,  for lava ! 

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Best life lesson learnt?

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MAIN STUFF .

╰   *  𝗜      :      VISAGES      ⧽   i will be wild and difficult and impossible to forget   . ╰   *  𝗜𝗜     :      MAIN FC      ⧽   he’s got a heart so pure，i bet he has flowers growing between his ribs . ╰   *  𝗜𝗜𝗜    :      ALT FC      ⧽   my cuteness doesn’t take away how much of a menace i am . ╰   *  𝗜𝗩    :      STUDY      ⧽   his affection comes fast or not at all . ╰   *  𝗩      :      MUSINGS      ⧽   will you ever spill the secrets that you eyes carry . ╰   *  𝗩𝗜      :      AESTHETIC      ⧽   the shadow of a big bookcase，where verses and novels all mingled and murmured  . ╰   *  𝗩𝗜𝗜     :      FOOD      ⧽   is this a bad time to ask if we can go get food . ╰   *  𝗩𝗜𝗜𝗜     :      FASHION      ⧽   bang bang bang，i’m dressed to kill .  ╰   *  𝗜𝗫     :      MUSIC      ⧽   everyone needs a superhero sound track . 

╰   *  𝗫     :      ANSWERED      ⧽   soon . ╰   * 𝗫𝗜     :      HEADCANONS      ⧽  soon . ╰   * 𝗫𝗜𝗜     :      STARTERS      ⧽   well that was a shit idea . ╰   * 𝗫𝗜𝗜𝗜     :      OPEN STARTERS      ⧽   i will never take responsibility for my own actions ever .

numeral tracker because im stupid :

i - 1 ii - 2 iii - 3 iv - 4 v - 5 vi - 6 vii - 7 viii - 8 9 - IX   10 - X 11 - XI 12 - XII 13 - XIII 14 - XIV

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i like the sounds of the BROKEN PIECES,  i like the LIGHTS AND THE SIREN she says ━ we got MACHINES but the kids GOT JESUS,  we like to move like we BOTH DON’T NEED THIS .  //  an insanely private & selective 'supernatural’ coping character  ©