fuck it we ball

R proud owner of a fucked-up undercut

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[fupafiend]

unclear = uncle nuclear

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[sotakeabitofcalpol]

they have *got* to invent eating a meal at a restaurant that doesn’t make you throw up later on

[icarusdiesatdawn]

One must imagine Rosencrantz and Guildenstern happy

[loveridden1999]

[mysterypuppys]

and 2 ibuprofen for dessert

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[licensdtotumbluse]

aromantic billy bragg be like:

im not looking for a relationship right now. i'm pretty sure there's another england out there

[samlickereightyone]

can they come out with cigarette 3 that's full of vitamins and benzos already

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[sotakeabitofcalpol]

they should invent a doing the thing you love that doesn’t make you want to acquaint your body with a solid object at high speed

[louisegluckpdf]

music used to be about real things. like living in a yellow submarine with all of your friends

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[home-and-having-tea]

[sotakeabitofcalpol]

I hate living with med students I just wanted to make a coffee why am I hearing about vaginal prolapse