*straight person voice* is he... you know...
JOHN CENA
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*straight person voice* is he... you know...
JOHN CENA
Dating someone with anxiety involves:
-them asking you the same question at least 10 times -them saying sorry at least 3 times a day -you promising them its okay -ordering food for them -making phone calls for them -repeating the same directions 3 times, then just going with them -texts as soon as you leave -sweaty palms -constant reassuring -them constantly changing their mind -checking to make sure something is done correctly over and over (ie writing an address/phone number) -ALWAYS BEING EARLY -NEVER BEING LATE -“yes, its at 4:30” -directions never being clear enough -ASWERING THE SAME QUESTION MULTIPLE TIMES -THEM BEING NERVOUS FOR SEEMINGLY SIMPLE TASKS
if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again
You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something
SLAY
People who can wear things like these and not fall down are powerful.
I need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.
Do you ever take a sip of coffee and feel like one of those claritin commercials where everything was kinda foggy and then everything starts getting clearer and sharper and your face starts glowing?
how?
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omg this was so accurate
me on the left tbh..
the idea of “finding your other half” is so weird like i am not a half i am a whole. like why have two halves of one cake when i can have a whole cake and get a second whole cake
When you’re dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone Driving across town just to see if she’s home Waking a friend in the dead of the night Just to hear him say its gonna be alright When you’re finding things to do not fall asleep Cause you know she will be there in your dreams That’s when she’s more than a memory.
if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this:
you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that they have to be nurturing and all that but it’s absolutely not your responsibility to “teach him to be a better person”.
This
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while