if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Sade Olutola

Kaledo Art

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tannertan36

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Stranger Things

oozey mess
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”
a gentle reminder that you aren’t a disappointment. you aren’t a failure. no one knows how hard u try and you’re doing so well. you deserve so much better.
just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds
i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day
its almost like kids learn prejudice
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
“I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.”
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i hope its macaroni art
No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
Me:
Apparently this is actually good for kids’ brain development. It trains their speech receptors and they learn language faster.
My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire basket of bagels into my tote bag. I gather there may be some unspoken rule of upperclass etiquette that stands in people’s way but listen. Break free of your chains