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engekihaikyuu

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Karasuno, Revival!

“KENMA?!??! You’re on Nekoma???”

Please do not repost gifs

geekandmisandry

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

neverblogidly

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

wordsnquotes

engentado

(noun) A Spanish untranslatable word, engentado is defined as literally feeling “peopled out,” and having the desire to have some alone time to get away from the world and recharge oneself.

(via fyp-psychology)

texture53-blog

らぬがき

morembcovers

Visit Original Link

broncoburro

Give them to her!!!

sienaries

Season 2 of Voltron starts Jan,20th AND I wanted to make my friend a gift for Xmas soooo….fanart seems to be a good compromise??

itagnola-deactivated20181222

ideal date: my head on a pretty girl’s lap while she plays with my hair

oyakorodesu

Will be available as A3-A4 prints at booth K25-26, Tofu Vanilla and in Mystic Days fanartbook in I8, Cantastoria! ^o^

doablepp

dancing lessons

dedicated to my favorite person, rena, for making me love these two

otromeru-deactivated20220817

Commonwealth countries during Singapore and Malaysia’s union. The merge was initially Britain’s idea so you can say he kinda ships SingMalay lmao

I wanted to draw Philippine and Indonesia’s response but I got tired D: Basically, they were against the union because of reasons i don’t want to mention because i’m lazy af to explain.

todayintokyo

Kitsune, messengers of the rice god Inari, at a shrine called Mizu-Inari in Waseda, Tokyo. You’re wondering what they’re holding in their mouths? One has a key to the granary; the other one has a tama or jewel, which represents both financial and spiritual health.

#mythology #ref

kotaku

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

walkinchicken

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

purplebloodedmajesty

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

nbkatara

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

songofsunset

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

steppsful

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

safetytank

Point #1 on this here article talks about Robert Landsburg, a photographer who realized he wouldn’t survive the eruption of Mt St. Helens (too close to outrun the ash cloud) and used his own body to shield & preserve the photos and recordings he’d been taking during the explosion

these surviving photographs are still CRAZY VALUABLE to this day for the rest of the volcanologist community, since actual recordings of an in-process eruption are so dang rare

on-site documentation of any major disaster is gonna be VITALLY IMPORTANT to the people who are tryna figure out how to prevent that shit

tl;dr have your phone out, make your death-by-kaiju worthwhile to the scientific community

angelrecipe-deactivated20180602

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

roachpatrol

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs.

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

thepioden

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

dreverybodyilovedies

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

hyena-butts

@kidwithheadphones

arumine-kaoru

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

niamhermind

If chickens were still the size of a T-Rex we’d all be dead. No question.

camwyn

Feathered creatures that give some serious lie to the idea that feathered dinosaurs ain’t scary:

This is a bearded vulture, or lammergeier. It’s four feet long and has a nine foot wingspan and it eats bones.

This is a shoebill stork. It dropped the duck without biting down shortly after the picture was taken, but if it had decided not to-

… it could have been the end of the road for that duck.

This is the last thing a fish sees before a macaroni penguin eats it.

This is a secretary bird in the act of demonstrating to Lord Voldemort that he came to the wrong neighborhood, ese.

This is a goose.

This is a vulture.

This is a cassowary on the attack.

Be glad I couldn’t find the actual gif of a pelican swallowing a fish, because it’s freakin’ Lovecraftian in its HEADS SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY factor. You’ll have to settle for the idea of a feathered dinosaur suddenly going GLORP and devouring its victims whole just like this lady here.

Steven Spielberg didn’t create these. These are the feet of an emu.

And this is what happens when a swan (this one is named Asboy; his father was Mr. Asbo, the first swan in the UK to get named after an anti-social behavior order in ‘honor’ of his tendency to attack boaters) decides it doesn’t like you. I should probably note that this one attacked a cow.

Respect the feathered dinosaur, yo.

dduane

Terrifying. The last two illustrate why you did not fuck around with the Children of Lir.

la-vallett1

I suspected that a dinosaur could have been feathered after I heard that a T-Rex is the chickens’ ancestor.

dezzoi-deactivated20240303

For those who think dinos aren’t cool because they’re feathered…whatever, mutherfuckers. Evolution doesn’t give two shits what you think is cool or not.

varanusindicus

You showed a cassowary on the attack, but forgot to show what exactly it’s attacking with. Their feet are nearly identical to the Emu’s, except for one minor, teeny tiny detail: A five-inch claw for killing motherfuckers, raptor-style.