Nightmare Fuel Can't Melt Steel Dreams

Mostly likes, but my reblogs arn't half bad (p.s. Keep Net Neutrality)

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[mistermustachio]

[glockpaperscissors]

Just some January 6, 2021 Twitter highlights

[clevermanka]

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

[guy]

giante rabit

[thecalmthatkeepsyouawake]

Amazing how we’re watching a bunch of white, racist fucks, storm the capitol building of the United States over the fact that they can’t accept their loser of a President lost the election, is unfuckingbelivable. The transparency of minorities and people protesting for human rights and justice in the face of corruption, versus people are sore losers that can’t accept defeat and know they’re protected because they’re white Americans, could not be more apparent.

[gaycism]

fantastic news!

[firebringer-moth-deactivated202]

All the more reason to wear masks! :)

[approximately-one-cabbage]

#come on millennials #we’ve got at least one more industry killing in us

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[oranberryblissey]

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

[alberts-infinite-abyss]

[k-eke]

round 

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[star-scribbling]

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

[fishiest-fish]

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

[rabdoidal]

twitter is having a normal one

[yellowpoet]

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

[agonistic-church-grim-deactivat]

WHAT

[yellowpoet]

Please pass this information around! Long press on the reblog button and then your blog icon will appear so you can swipe up into it:

Two click reblog and one click like is why the notes on my posts look like this:

[wolfcat-hybrid]

Theres also a fast queue option, if you’d prefer!

It a hidden feature in tumblr labs, here is where you find it!

It looks like this-

You can hold it down to queue to different blogs, too!

[simonsnowsfreckles]

please reblog art/content if you genuinely like it! it’s the best thing you can do for us artists/content creators!

[growing-yet-into-magic]

This the only only reason y’all see consistent posts from me every day

[whatevercomestomymind]

I’ve been here for years and I need someone to FUCKING EXPLAIN HOW THE QUEUE FUNCTION WORKS

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[thestuffedalligator]

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

[passworddots]

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

[thestuffedalligator]

Okay while I’m still vibrating with joy a fun fact about this post that nobody asked for

I never chose the name Tony randomly. I specifically decided to name Dr. Mario’s husband after one of the bosses from NES Open Tournament Golf

Because I thought Mario paired well with a twink

[night-dragon937]

he does pair well with a twink

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

[jacobtheloofah]

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

NO WAYYYY YOOOO I LOVE AND NEED THIS SHIT

[loghains]

last night I dreamt that there was like a new meme/slang and it was ‘bode’ as in like bodacious so like ppl would zoom in on pics of rlly fat cats and it would just say ‘BODE’

[dynastylnoire]

WHO REACTIVATED BODE FOR 2021

[elfyourmother]

we should never have abandoned bode. look what’s happened since

[patrickdiomedes]

good god was that really 4 years ago?

[roboco-san]

fjsgskshsjgsi

[bethne]

if he’s not out of office by march i say we just rob him

[roboco-san]

why wait we know his KY address and we know he's not there

[milf-adjacent]

[teknikrevolt]

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post