What is this I don't even...

Just you try and fucking stop me

[miamaimania]

“Choupatte” (2014) ❋ Claude Lalanne — patinated bronze

[segamascott]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[ominous-signs]

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[mysilent879]

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[sliversoakley4]

[brucebocchi]

[yorhaw]

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[fefairys]

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[dogpuppy]

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path