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lmao.

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carnahan

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

airred

santa’s creed

theslickest-deactivated20240718

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

lacunadaisies

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

clarisimart

You better watch out

ajistorpid

You better watch out

thequestionablyhuman-deactivate

You better watch out

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Context:

The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?

The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.

She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).

So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.

switch-up-snowfox

you know I can respect that premise.

indignantlyindigo

What’s it from, though??

bisexualshakespeare

OP tags it as Demi-chan wa Kataritai

aliciavikander

HE IS TRYING OKAY

absollnk

Can we talk about this kid

rubykgrant

That is just how it felt the first time you got a gameboy and played Pokemon

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kai-wildfang

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

coolsville-ghetto

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

camiluna27

i threw a rat at a god

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The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

teacupfulofstarshine

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse

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min0uet

regret.mp4

head-in-the-bubbles

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

himejoshikomaeda

invader zim filmed this

hatsunemikuwu

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical. That’s Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

sappyassmemes

ahahaha. Welp everyone is always in distress so like. Who helps me when I am? lmao

miniangel

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

artofpiju

First day of class

dankmemeuniversity

rizaoftheowls

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

halsinsbiggernaturals

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

awaiting-my-escape

Put the snail in a hamster ball

wecanthavethat

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

marauders4evr

Listen I know I’ve made a thousand posts about this and I’ll make a thousand more but do you remember that time when Avatar: The Last Airbender had an episode where a bunch of earthbenders took over the Northern Air Temple and their leader created a bunch of steampunk inventions allowing them all to fly around:

And the reason he did all of this was so that his son, who was in a wheelchair, could get around just like everyone else:

And all throughout the episode, you saw the son going around in the wheelchair and even though the episode came out in 2005, his disability wasn’t used as inspiration porn or tragedy porn? In fact, though he was a main character in the episode, the plotline didn’t focus on his disability at all and other than the backstory and Sokka commenting on his glider chair, nobody ever brought it up but they still managed to help him when he needed it?

And not only did Tao help fight in this episode but he came back with a completely adapted tank in order to kick ass in the penultimate battle?

Do you remember this?

Because I still remember my eleven-year-old self sitting in my wheelchair, completely and utterly taken aback by this character in a wheelchair who was practically an airbender? My twenty-two-year-old self is still blown away by the episode. I still have the old wheelchair-glider toy.

(And of course, later on, Toph would come along and be an even better example of a disabled character. And years later, Korra would as well.)

Representation is important.