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lmao.
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one nightā¦
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this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
Iām queuing this on December 26th Iām ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Context:
The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostlyĀ human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that thereās an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a longĀ distance) all known succubi to make sure they arenāt starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if youāre supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?Ā
The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected ColleagueĀ so it would be Highly UnprofessionalĀ to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldnāt treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.
She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her heād be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).
So youāve got the worldās dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and heās trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide toĀ āhelpā.
you know I can respect that premise.
Whatās it from, though??
OP tags it as Demi-chan wa Kataritai
HE IS TRYING OKAY
Can we talk about this kid
That is just how it felt the first time you got a gameboy and played Pokemon
Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I donāt understand nurse Joyās reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say āi threw a rat at a god.ā
i threw a rat at a god
The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.
What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of āI threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.ā
what is a king to a god
what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse
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āOH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLERā
invader zim filmed this
Yāall these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical. Thatās Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
ahahaha. Welp everyone is always in distress so like. Who helps me when I am? lmaoĀ
NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS
First day of class
Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.
the text says the snailās goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?
Put the snail in a hamster ball
Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).
Listen I know Iāve made a thousand posts about this and Iāll make a thousand more but do you remember that time when Avatar: The Last Airbender had an episode where a bunch of earthbenders took over the Northern Air Temple and their leader created a bunch of steampunk inventions allowing them all to fly around:
And the reason he did all of this was so that his son, who was in a wheelchair, could get around just like everyone else:
And all throughout the episode, you saw the son going around in the wheelchair and even though the episode came out in 2005, his disability wasnāt used as inspiration porn or tragedy porn? In fact, though he was a main character in the episode, the plotline didnāt focus on his disability at all and other than the backstory and Sokka commenting on his glider chair, nobody ever brought it up but they still managed to help him when he needed it?
And not only did Tao help fight in this episode but he came back with a completely adapted tank in order to kick ass in the penultimate battle?
Do you remember this?
Because I still remember my eleven-year-old self sitting in my wheelchair, completely and utterly taken aback by this character in a wheelchair who was practically an airbender? My twenty-two-year-old self is still blown away by the episode. I still have the old wheelchair-glider toy.
(And of course, later on, Toph would come along and be an even better example of a disabled character. And years later, Korra would as well.)
Representation is important.
āHow are commercials in your countryā Wellā¦Ā
The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.
Cumbia Thanos
Throwback to that time Zuko thought he could take down an airbending master that had fans
And that time he thought he could take down a waterbender, while surrounded by snow and ice, at night, during a full moon.
āHere for a rematch?ā
I swear, Zuko is like a dog with no concept of his actual size compared to others.
Guys I found it. The best comment to ever be on one of my posts.
ā¦.tbh. Letās not forget what happened the first (and only) time Zuko backed down from a fight he knew he couldnāt win.
This post went from hilarious to heartbreaking in one gif.
STOP MAKING MY SHIT POSTS DEPRESSING
Iām a Fucking idiot.
manager: youāre gonna greet the customer normally this time?
employee: yesĀ
m: ok. gonna do a good job?
e: yes? oh my god?
Customer: [enters]
e: hi :) welcome to the sunglass hut :) im the sunglass slut :) can i get you anything?