A Poet

And you don't even know it

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

People are protesting that we must boycott the film Bohemian Rhapsody because, and I quote, “the trailer erases Mercury’s homosexuality by having him flirt with a woman and whitewashes him!” Which is funny, because these people are basically erasing Freddie Mercury’s bisexuality and his relationship with Mary Austin and whitewashing Rami Malek at the same time in order to back their shitty excuse of an argument.

Now, repeat with me:

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.

This has been a PSA.

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[the-insomniac-writes]

Imagine if Thor still had his hammer during infinity war:

Peter Parker: hey! Hey mister Thor! You dropped this!

Peter: *holding mijonir*

Thor: *looks down to see this tiny innocent child*

Thor:…

Loki: …

Hulk: …

Avengers: …

Thanos: …

Everyone else: …

Tony: see him? That’s my kid. Right there. In the Spider-Man suit.

Tony: kid you’re doing great!

Tony: he’s the best. A literal angel.

[parksandrex]

[throwbackblr]

[shrlocks]

happy birthday, ronald bilius weasley!  (March 1st, 1980)

[xxchumanixx]

Hilarious🥀👐

[lokiwholockfactory]

This is so my favorite Thor movie

[blanska]

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

[redditfront]

[velariumv2]

Basically the whole game series

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[lookthroughmylookingglass]

This is a KIDS show?!?

[soul-vendor]

Molly: You’re grounded! No Quidditch for a month!

Ron: I need Quidditch for school...

Molly: [Groans] Fine, no TV for a moth...

Ron: We don’t have a TV...

Molly: [Turns and looks at Harry who is standing behind Ron]

Molly: Fine. No Harry.

Ron: No Harry??!

Harry: No Harry???!

Molly: No Harry!

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[gif87a-com]

That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]

[gaymboii]

I would die for Hugh Jackman

[i-am-a-fish]

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

[the-best-peanut-deactivated2021]

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m assigning five algebras

[mullet-enthusiast]

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

[i-am-a-fish]

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

[noctomania]

did teach leave the seating assignment?

[i-am-a-fish]

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

[saltsluggos]

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

[i-am-a-fish]

No. Do it in your hands.

[heterochromia-cat-deactivated20]

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey you. Stop packing up. Nobody leaves untill I’ve finished reading my manga.

[sinasinner-deactivated20200503]

burns your manga

[i-am-a-fish]

Child, you have absolutely ruined my manga.

[green-matcha-tea-deactivated202]

*Throws away manga ashes*

[i-am-a-fish]

why would you do that I’m already really upset that was really unnecessary

[ono-its-mya-deactivated20250606]

*eats the sub*

[i-am-a-fish]

):

You know what that is it. You all really did it this time.

You ruined my hot body, and what’s worse, you ruined my manga. As punishment for all of your rambunctious behavior I’m no longer going to be your sub. Don’t even try to talk me out of it my decision is final.

[yungstank-deactivated20140829]

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

[soul-vendor]

Cynthia: I am going to stave off Giratina with two glow sticks on the top of a fucking mountain just blasting Skrillex

[soul-vendor]

“To hack my way through loves Thick vines A journey of peril, pushed by The soul What can I do against (the) tides of my Heart When I desperately wish to once Again feel whole.” Trying to get back into writing, so there’s some Valentine’s Day poetry, feel free to steal it or rip it a new one.

[thecommonchick]

LMAO 😂😭

[hailvictoria420]

LITERALLY WHAT I WOULD DO