Deaths cooler twin brother

he was always a bit grim

[soulreaper2-blog]

Dude i would be such an amazing singer if i could sing

[shopjeen]

[digitaltits]

Mood:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

[clvbpenguin]

my mom doesn’t even text me back

[robscharf-deactivated20141113]

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via ulfilarune)

[soulreaper2-blog]

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

[theproblematicblogger]

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

[im-barack-obama]

and i approve this text post

[fortscrotum]

[arenarm]

john green.?

[gorebitch7-deactivated20150913]

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

[niclci]

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

[breakfastburritoe]

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

[soulreaper2-blog]

Dude i would be such an amazing singer if i could sing

[tittytron]

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

[tybalt-tisk]

[ninatodita]

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

the onion is being way too real rn

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend