where the fuck am i

🍶🍓epic fail farmer indigo moment🥛🍋 they/them only please ASKS: ✓ SUBMITS: ✓ [follows from @indigoosoup]

[soulspodvalley]

hey sdv community! im a little new here i got into stardew valley abt a few months ago, back in december im sure. im Jove, my main blog is @indigoosoup (or use this link) and this is just my sideblog where i document my lil farmer, indigo, and their little shenanigans in the game. :] nice to meet u

guide:

#jove.txt = mod/ooc posts :]

#indi.txt = in character posts/oc posts

#monster review = indigo's monster "compendium"

[soulspodvalley]

I’ve changed the post a bit so now orange text will indicate when the mod is speaking :]

a little bit abt indigo since there’s some followers here, and just for the sake of keeping track. this post is subject to being edited mind you; info under the read-more:

uses they/them

does practice law, though not much anymore due to their new lifestyle from urban to rural (though sometimes they use their knowledge to their advantage)

i mean there aren’t really countries in this game but. know they are mexican

in general just bad at coping with anything going on around them

swore that they’d be on the farm for only a year, they are currently on their fourth year

has a special interest in rocks (gems, geodes, etc) and historical items

due to being close with their grandpa, they’re very into vaquero culture. they think they cannot pull the style off so those clothes are left in a special closet

is actually really afraid of monsters, but their motivation to keep a log of them somewhere keeps them going. after a long day they do end up having a cry session alone in a corner

favorite things: lemonade and strawberry milk (and little salasds)

[joja-co-official]

What will happen if I stick my dick in a can of joja cola

[pug-png]

ladies and gentlemen, mr. qi-

[soulspodvalley]

hi. first of all thank you SO much for the 100+ followers! you're all so great and i adore all of you! im still trying to figure out what i can do in celebration but in the meantime id like to let yall know im open for commissions

and i probably wont respond to dms here bc my notifications are weird

this is my main twitter acc

and this is my art twitter acc

[benevolentbirdgal]

28 Stardew Valley Inspired OC Questions

What if your OC played Stardew or was a Stardew Valley-style NPC? 

What are their loved gifts? 

What are their hated gifts? 

Would they be any good at fishing? 

What professions would they choose at levels five and ten for each skill

What artisan good would they have the recipe for? 

What cooking item would they have the recipe for? 

What crafting recipe would they have? 

What weirdly specific place around town do they like to hang out at (looking at you, half of Stardew Valley)? 

Are they have a secret relationship that’s not actually that big a deal, but hiding it and if so why (cough cough Mayor Lewis and Marnie)?

What kind of secret cutscene room would be in their house (hi Haley, Caroline)? 

What hours would they have for their home or business? 

What kind of items would you be able to sell back to them (screams in having to visit the adventure’s guild to sell that extra sword)? 

Where are they stuck in the maze at Spirit’s Eve? 

Which NPC would they end up marrying? 

Where, if anywhere, would they get a job in town? 

How long would it take them to get to floor 100 in skull caverns? 

How long would it take them to unlock the island? 

Would they collect slimes? 

Do they use the name-number-trick for animals to get rare items? 

Are they a completionist or do they go through life more casually? 

Would they ever play a group farm or only solo? 

What kind of animals would they have the most of? 

What would their favorite crop be? 

Would they buy the community improvement items from Robin? 

Are they a community center or Jojamart kind of person? 

What would their favorite movie and snack at the movies be? 

What’s their tragic 8-heart or 10-heart backstory event? 

Would they be any good at Jumino Kart or Journey of the Prarie King?

[benevolentbirdgal]

28 Stardew Valley Inspired OC Questions

What if your OC played Stardew or was a Stardew Valley-style NPC? 

What are their loved gifts? 

What are their hated gifts? 

Would they be any good at fishing? 

What professions would they choose at levels five and ten for each skill

What artisan good would they have the recipe for? 

What cooking item would they have the recipe for? 

What crafting recipe would they have? 

What weirdly specific place around town do they like to hang out at (looking at you, half of Stardew Valley)? 

Are they have a secret relationship that’s not actually that big a deal, but hiding it and if so why (cough cough Mayor Lewis and Marnie)?

What kind of secret cutscene room would be in their house (hi Haley, Caroline)? 

What hours would they have for their home or business? 

What kind of items would you be able to sell back to them (screams in having to visit the adventure’s guild to sell that extra sword)? 

Where are they stuck in the maze at Spirit’s Eve? 

Which NPC would they end up marrying? 

Where, if anywhere, would they get a job in town? 

How long would it take them to get to floor 100 in skull caverns? 

How long would it take them to unlock the island? 

Would they collect slimes? 

Do they use the name-number-trick for animals to get rare items? 

Are they a completionist or do they go through life more casually? 

Would they ever play a group farm or only solo? 

What kind of animals would they have the most of? 

What would their favorite crop be? 

Would they buy the community improvement items from Robin? 

Are they a community center or Jojamart kind of person? 

What would their favorite movie and snack at the movies be? 

What’s their tragic 8-heart or 10-heart backstory event? 

Would they be any good at Jumino Kart or Journey of the Prarie King?

[soulspodvalley]

HEY WAIT WHEN DID WE GET 122 FOLLOWERS WHEN I WAS GONE

[soulspodvalley]

If you're cold, they're cold

*picks up Junimo*

Put them in

The Microwave

DO NOT PUT JUNIMOS IN THE MICROWAVE!! THIS IS BOTH

uncool

and

FUCKED UP

And its the middle of summer...?? put them in a nice pool..........

[soulspodvalley]

for the past six months ive told everyone my favorite color is yellow and pam gave me some banana pudding today.

im allergic to banana.

[soulspodvalley]

good morning to everyone except elliott who says bagel like "bah-gul"

godspeed you seaweed freak

[soulspodvalley]

i have plenty more. @thetraversingreader​

[soulspodvalley]

i know farmer tricks you couldn't even imagine

[joja-co-official]

If any of you rats is going to microwave and/or boil Joja Cola anytime soon, I swear to yoba I'll be committing arson

[soulspodvalley]

i boil every can of joja cola i find in the waters when i fish and then i take the boiled cola and i dump it around the joja mart and its just my quirky little way of sending bad vibes <3

[joja-co-official]

[soulspodvalley]

if you put eggs on your pizza just know that im looking to sue you for emotional distress <3

[joja-co-official]

thanks for the epic cola. i pour it over myself to repel the serpents in the mines and it works like a charm!

Greetings Dear Customer!

This is the Joja Co. Representative #12442.

It's not supposed to do that

You're not supposed to do that

Hope this answers your question!

Join us. Thrive,

Joja Co. Representative #12442

[soulspodvalley]

good morning to everyone except elliott who says bagel like "bah-gul"

godspeed you seaweed freak

[soulspodvalley]

what do you mean you won't give this strange bun a try with some garlic sauce?