Fandom crap

Things a like and maybe or fic or two that I've written. Enjoy the mess. twitch.tv/soumarti 25/Leo

[cloud-ya]

there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail

[girlwarlock]

you could draw this:

[cloud-ya]

[mymarifae]

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[mymarifae]

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

[mysharona1987]

That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[pangur-and-grim]

[gobusto]

this reminds me of a computer system we had at my previous job, which allowed an optional "medical condition" to be recorded against each person in the database. if one was entered, you needed to specify whether that condition was stable, worsening, or improving.

however, the list of possible "conditions" was rather broad, and included pregnancy; i was never sure whether "worsening" or "improving" was the correct choice in that case.

[sketchinfun]

As a birthday gift to myself, I got the Project Hail Mary Lego set! I love how cute it is, and all the little details are amazing!

[carrionkid]

Obsessed with the comments on this video

[shrugsinchinese]

Can’t believe I forgot to post this! My spread for the Our Eternity zine 💕 🌅

[pangur-and-grim]

my guy

[pangur-and-grim]

mind the folds

[dampfnudeldove]

[ramendoodlesart]

Aaaah forgot to post this here! Well, Pride Month lasts 365 days for me anyway eheh Jayvik for Priiiiideeeeeee💖💖💖💖💖

[possuminnit]

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

[possuminnit]

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

[sycamorality]

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[not100bees]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[thelof9]

WELCOME BACK