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dgen1ko

They are cute

gdfgdfgggg-deactivated20160311

anxietyproblem

strawberryblondebutch

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

strawberryblondebutch

chromaticrainarts

Mate Grace down bad for rocks, statement

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

redcigart

wolfythewitch

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wolfythewitch

Just to further clarify btw ! Any lines closed in by the brackets [ ] are thoughts/inner monologue! They are not spoken put loud

werewolf-transgenderism

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

draconym

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

draconym

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

whatdidtimaeustestify

draconym

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"