Yo I'm back and problematic.

My only non-aesthetic blog tbfh mostly jojo stuff; life's too short to get angry over stupid things. Relax, it's not the end of the world.

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

discord and spotify are fucking rn while youre not looking btw

[ladygobpire]

sit back and don't relax as I take you on a journey that is full of so much psychic damage <3

remember all those months ago when i said i was going to make a uquiz? yeah

[archeogeist]

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[prismatic-bell]

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

[queer-lemons]

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

[lady-byleth]

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

[sindri42]

Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.

[basedyatsuhashi]

Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.

[wakandama2]

Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.

[campyvillain]

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

[campyvillain]

HELP

[tgwdlmreprised]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[fiendir]

*cartoon SPROING noise*

[deer-eared-disaster]

A chain of worsening events

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[weonsinnombre]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

11/10

[solardrake]

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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🐟 o ° .

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[dancefevers]

this is my impression of a post with 17k notes on ur dash

🌠 birdofpreygirl Follow

they need to make tungle for boys

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👨🏻 garnetss-sorcerersstone57 Follow

#thats just reddit

WHY would you leave this gem in the tags

//via @ penisairplane

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⛈ pottypoopoo Follow

i just showed this to my roommate and she asked me what tungle is 😂😂😂

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👤 jamesashoelace Follow

Technically, wouldn’t that be twitter.

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🧸 girlbossarmy-deactivated011021

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@ frogssarefarting69

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only on tumblr

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world heritage post

[ohyeah]

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

[calware]

i was on my dash and i got an ad saying "top ten most dangerous bridges in the world, new jersey takes the cake" with like a photo of cars on a bridge driving up like 100ft in the air and after 10 seconds of looking at it it disappeared???

[calware]

new jersey In General is a creepypasta

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]