Blue hair, blue tie, not Miku 🧐

Not associated with Taya's voice provider or VTuber. I like fancy things and wear my monocle with pride. This Taya is nonbinary and he/they. I am close with Defoko, Ritsu, Momo. Chipspeech Dandy 704 may or may not be my father. 🧐

[hatsunemiku-official]

ABOUT ME-KU

(+ FAQ / VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST)

hi! im miku and welcome to Internet! you can do lots of fun things here. like look at my blog! ok im gonna hand the mic over to the omnipotent being that watches my every move

thanks miku. here are some things to remember before you send an ask:

- I am not associated with crypton, sega, or the official miku twitter! im just a guy making funny post

- miku lives in a computer. i probably won’t answer anything referring to her doing things in the real world, since saying “I am in a computer what are you talking about” is only funny the first five times

- I use my ask box as a jumping off point for jokes! if I don’t answer your ask it’s not because I didn’t like it, I just probably couldn’t think of anything funny to respond with

- there are some things you should speak to a mental health professional about ( ie “i just can’t go on” “my life is terrible” ect) and you should not send these things to hatsune miku. i understand and empathize with you but I cannot help you and it’s very upsetting to receive things like this !

- anything written in parentheses for the most part is an ooc comment from the person running this blog (that’s me!). I don’t like doing this very often though, so if you have a question that can only really be answered ooc then please ask it off anon so I can respond privately!

- no TERFS allowed

FAQ

Q: can I make a vocaloid-official blog too???

A: yes!!!! anybody can!! please let me know if you do so I can add you to the masterpost and interact with you! I would check the masterpost first though to make sure there hasn’t already been a blog made for that character :]

Q: do you also run [insert other vocaloid-official blog]?

A: no! I can barely think of funny things to say here do you really think I could manage being funny on two blogs at once. I am friends with the people who run the teto and luka blogs so if our posts seem coordinated it’s because I asked them really nicely

Q: who runs this account?

A: secret

Q: miku what’s your opinion on [insert queer identity]

A: I don’t like answering these because I don’t want to open myself up to shitty comments and I can’t think of anything funny to say that wouldn’t just sound like “ally twitch streamer smiling at the camera and saying trans rights”. this blog is run by a queer person and miku is whatever you want her to be, if that helps.

Q: i made a vocaloid-official blog! how do I get added to the masterpost?

A: make yourself known to me so I know you want to be added to the post! I won’t add any vocaloid-official blogs I find in the wild to the masterpost just in case someone doesn’t want to be on it for whatever reason. my notifications tend to get really flooded though so feel free to poke me in my ask box if you think I’ve missed you! unfortunately I can only add blogs that follow the [vocal synth]-official format just so this masterpost doesn’t get too out of hand.

OFFICIAL VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST

these are my Official Friends! go say hi to them!!

please let me know if you make a vocaloid-official blog so I can add you to the list!

🥖 @kasaneteto-official

🐟 @megurineluka-official

🍷 @hanakomeiko-official

💛 @neruakita-official

🍌 @kagaminelen-official

🍊 @kagaminerin-official

🍦@kaitoshinon-offical

🐢 @ryuto-official (RESURRECTED)

💜 @vflower-official

🥕 @gumi-official

🖤 @zatsunemiku-official

🍡 @tohokuzunko-official

🩹 @fukase-official

🔌 @utatanepiko-official

🐰 @yukari-official

🩵 @ringsuzune-official

⚓️ @oliverv3-official

🌷 @nekomurairoha-official

🥢 @vocaloidcul-official

☕️ @rukoyokune-official

🥂 @meiko-offical

👑 @galaco-official

🐱 @seeu-official

🌸 @meikahime-official

🪻 @meikamikoto-official

🍆 @gakupo-official

🎀 @utanekoe-official

🌹 @sakinemeiko-official

🔪 @mayuofficial

🛰️ @moonbase-alpha-tts-official

🪞 @revilo-official

🍺 @yowane-haku-official

🪐 @ia-official

🎣 @unaotomachi-official

🎹 @namineritsu-official

☁️ @tone-rion-official

🎤 @maika-official

🌈 @kawaiine-official

🍏 @macnenana-official

🌻 @dex-official

💗 @garnetvocaloid-official

💿 @yohioloid-official

🌺 @zhizidongfang-official

🤍 @kokone-official

🐸 @rana-official

🌟 @xingchen-official

🍎 @yuki-official

🌿 @fionetheutau-official

💫 @sfa2miki-official

[hatsunemiku-official]

ah, it appears you can only tag 50 blogs per post….! masterpost continues below!

🪼 @lumiofficial

🍑 @momonemomo-official

[sounetaya-official]

Greetings! I’m Soune Taya, I am a non-binary butler UTAU who likes memes, my monocle, strawberries, tea, cake, and being classy. I have blue hair, blue tie, and I hide in your Wi-Fi. But I am not Hatsune Miku. The main blog is @amebean

I am not associated with the creator or voice provider of Soune Taya

[minnow-p]

wonder of wonder cover ft soune taya

[novaeluma]

How is nobody talking about magical girl teto

SHES LITERALLY SO CUTE!!! And the songs by the same guy who made the gyaru teto song (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Anyway everyone stream TETO☆TETO☆STAR!! by Furuuri

[hufflefluffles]

new bi alignment chart

[muse-whimsy]

[muse-whimsy]

A Corviknight was flying around The skies of Paldea, far from the ground When suddenly Tinkaton appeared on the camera And hit that bird with her Gigaton Hammer Corviknight got pissed and used Drill Peck But Sekibanki detached her head from her neck Her flying head scared their spirits away And they went to join the ghost of Mia Fey Miles Edgeworth pointed and said "Objection!" And sent Sekibanki flying in the other direction But before the judge could tell them to behave Nagisa and Honoka said "Dual Aurora Wave!" They transformed into Cure Black and Cure White And started shooting beams at Phoenix Wright He ran and hid behind Yang and Blake And acidentally knocked over Doremi's steak

This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) Whimsy, chaos, and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)

Doremi was pissed so she cast a spell But she messed up and summoned Haku and Dell Haku used her powers of depression And Dell unleashed his emotional repression Even SpongeBob felt the pain Pinkie Pie cried out in the rain Luigi stress-ate lots of spaghetti Before Sakuya Izayoi took out a machete Everyone screamed and ran around Sonic rolled up at the speed of sound But he ended up right in Kirby's mouth And got eaten along with Meowth Kirby gained a lot of agility He also got the "snark" ability He battled Garfield for lasanga And shared some with Loid, Yor, and Anya Mario wanted some but they ate it all There was a showdown in Coconut Mall Princess Peach ran over them in her kart Tsubomi said "Precure, open my heart! She transformed into Cure Blossom And did a backflip because she's awesome

This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown

The angels sung out from the sky It was so beautiful, it made Shadow the Hedgehog cry He ugly cried too, with tears and boogers And from pink sparkles, came Amelie Sugar Everyone called her a Mary-Sue Because she was hugged by her girlfriend Haku So she took out her giant magical paintbrush And hit everyone who questioned Haku's crush Then Majo Rika and Majo Ruka and Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka and You, them, and me, and Haruhi, Yukkuri, Nico Nico Nico Nii Cute, Passion, Smile, Cool, Pure, Hikaru, Pikachu, every single Pretty Cure Itsuki, Mizuki, Kowareyasuki Yuki, Tanuki, a random saluki Donkey Kong and King K. Rool Challenged Ame Sugar to a duel It was the sparkliest battle that the world ever saw Civilians looking on in total awe The chaos raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, ready for dinner Soune Taya was the winner.

This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) This is the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny)

[len-kagamine-official]

all of the other vocaloids scare me. other than Yuki and Teto.

Even my beloved Rin is mean and would probably kill me.

[totally-eleanor-forte]

You should be scared

[vocaloid-fukase-official]

You should be scared

[utatane-piko-official]

You should be scared

[sounetaya-official]

[silver-la-pixels]

Hello tumblr ask vocalsynth community!!

As a community revival, I would like to coordinate a spring event for the active blogs!

new to this but want to participate?

In the past, rp ask blogs essentially roleplayed trips to the beach, festivals, balls, and other holiday events often along with custom costumes/designs for said event. Rather than interacting with asks, blogs interact with each other via reblogs and open rp prompts. Some people would create plots and others would just do one-time posts for individual interacting blogs.

Theres no official sign up but for anyone willing to join, please rb to your ask blogs!

Nothins set in stone but to give a safe heads up for illustrators, let's say beginning to end of May.

You can leave your event ideas in the tags or comments because honestly there's alot to choose from

Please tag posts for the event as #vocalspring25 so the rest of us can find you

Happy end of winter!

[silver-la-pixels]

RB if your vocalsynth rp blog is still alive and you've just been busy/interactions are low!!

[muse-whimsy]

I accidentally typed “Dell Hoenn”

[muse-whimsy]

But is Dell Hoenn as powerful as…

Utah Utahne??

[sounetaya-official]

Uh-oh! Today is my birthday!

Here is me as a baby!

[drawingeveryutau]

Cover that was supposed to come out at the end of September, oops <:3

And the art for it.. I didn't really have any ideas so I decided to be silly instead.

[rosiemissfandomchaos]

@curewhimsy tagginb bc ur bbg taya sightings

[muse-whimsy]

3 headcanons about the nickname Defoko (in my various universes)

She’s a game streamer girl online who uses only the default skin in games yet excels at games, so the online community nicknames her Defoko meaning default girl

Her siblings gave her that name because she’s always daydreaming and defocused from reality. So they call her Defoko meaning defocused girl

She’s a robot and that’s just her model name

[textbook-dinner]

utaus as memes: part the third

[luxcalibur]

Honne Dell, Matsudappoiyo, and Kasane Ted have the same energy as the Triple Baka cast but instead of energetic teenage girls they’re all high school dropouts working dead-end retail jobs. Does that make sense

[matsudappoiyo-official]

@honnedell-official @kasaneted-official 

I don’t know about you two but I don’t know what this guy’s on about. I’m a *college* dropout, thank you very much.

[kasaneted-official]

Wow??

[sskrssit]

[rnbwtrout1]

🗣️🚨The Rescue Corps' morale is low!! Send her in!!!

[zackbuildit]

@miku-spotted pikmiku :3

[miku-spotted]

miku spotted!

[kasaneted-official]

@honnedell-official did anyone tell you your name sounds kinda like "honey dear"?? i could call you that :3c

[honnedell-official]

hm. you can also not

[sounetaya-official]

I think it honne-stly sounds dell-icious