enter the soup if you dare

He/Him, bi. I love soup but i don't post about it that much fav blogs: @soup-soup-soup-soup-soup @anti-anti-soup @soup-official @szimmetria-airtemmizs @speedl00ver @junferno

[timeinhereyes]

Was making soup for lunch and coming up with rhymes about it (like some sort of gnome). Ended with my bff and I making a short poem. I do calligraphy and yeah:

[eliasxchocolate]

for some reason i can’t stop drinking soup lately…

i keep slurping 2-3 cans of tinned soup per day, it’s become a fixation atp

and it has tomatoes too which i’m allergic too and i just don’t care???

soup…soup..oouughh more soup..

[mush-central]

Fuck my stupid Baka life.

Buy soup for the first time in months. Lie awake tossing and turning, craving The Soup. give up on sleeping without making the Soup. Can’t use phone as flash light because phone nearly dead and charging. Instead decide to use iPad for light. Bad decision. Can’t find flashlight button on iPad, but craving for soup is growing greater. Desperation drive decisions over rational mind. The Soup demands that I hurry. Turn up screen brightness all the way and settle for barely visible light. Stumble through house, trying to keep quiet. Roommates supposedly asleep. Reach kitchen, open Soup can with feverish abandon and smidge of near religious fervor. Soup in pot, pot cooking. Test Soup nearly every thirty seconds in anticipation. Soup ready! Pour half Soup in bowl, half Soup in Tupperware because though delight in Soup is large, stomach is small. Decide not to eat Soup in kitchen. Too dangerous. Sleeping roommate very close with door open, not want to wake by slurping and tears of ecstasy. Hm. iPad need two hands to hold without screen/light falling asleep. Soup need to be held too. Two hands not enough. Perhaps? Set Soup on top of iPad, screen up. Scary, but problem solved! Turn to leave. Bowl slip! Soup cascade down side of wall, opened dishwasher, dishes inside dishwasher, floor, small dogs body, self! Pain and fear! Memory blur of panic as set iPad (Soupy now) down and scrub desperately at Everything. Small dog slurping with abandon same as me expected to do. Scrub endlessly. Small dog devours half of Soup during cleaning. Small dog look debauched. Envy. Clean Soup as best can. Roommate awake! Apologize and prostrate in humility. Roommate forgive. Abandon bowl (now empty of Soup). Take Tupperware meant for tomorrow. Does not make to tomorrow. Trudge back to room with small Soup. Slurp pathetically in room. Observe Soup remnants on legs, feet, pajamas. Sad. Finish small Soup. Not as good as imagine. Leave container on desk in mess. Collapse in bed. Write sad story. Dream of Soup.

[homophobla]

[homophobla]

Today is litteraly the only day in all of human history where it is physically possible to reblog this. Given that I posted it today

[thatfxckingfern]

SOUP SATURDAY (I forgot to post it actually yesterday) 🥣

Veggie noodle soup with dumplings 🥰

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

[babosae25]

I drew this a year ago

[number-1-soup-fan]

[brainless-but-thats-all]

Ate soup in the bath to continue the cycle of soup

[xxdarkwolfplayzxx]

Made soup today!!

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

@soup-lover42

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[ufo-offical]

⚡️flies past⚡️

[unyieldingsilence]

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[angelchiffons]

via warrennash

[aropride]

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

[soup-lover42]

[jaxantics]

[imjunebitch]

i did try keeping a diary for awhile but one-time I looked at an entry and it was just "IDONTWANTTOBEALONEANYMORE" written over and over again like a fucking horror movie and the entry right before was like "I made soupe today yay!" so I am like the worst diary keeper ever

[soup-lover42]

soup can help a lot

[number-1-soup-fan]