Ok listen 🤦‍♀️

any/all pronouns, married (real), i cant remember the email to my old account

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[souperdouper111]

if you're here from my ao3, the curse got my ass

[ofbeinghonests]

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I go outside regularly

[antlershade]

no you don't

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

okay fine I go outside weirdly

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[gingerpines]

did anyone say human ragapom

meme in first pic by @jaytoonist !! haha

[souperdouper111]

tadc post escape au where they all buy a dive bar together and it just turns into it's always sunny in philadelphia

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[bobdylanyaoi]

smoking the shit that made oscar wild

[floorxoxo]

tumblr literally feels like an all girl boarding school with weird male teachers

[kushblazer666]

[rockabillywife]

This image is so earnest I feel like I’m intruding on something

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wodneswynn]

It's wednesday

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???