soup.

the creature™️

[souperkoolkidz]

intro post?? sure i guess

okay my blog is already VERY disorganised but here we go

last update: 12th april 2026

[credits to @cafekitsune for the dividers!]

hi there, little people in my telephone!! you can call me soup!! (or yvonne if you are feeling scandalous)

my pronouns are she/they.

i am a minor, so be normal. i will block if someone makes me uncomfortable.

this blog is not getting much use lately, because i have a very stressful few months at school ahead of me. im swamped with studying, so please be patient with me :)

my interests vary, but they include: musical theatre, audio dramas, reading, history, science, drag, music, and many other bits and bobs.

quick rundown on my fandoms: skulduggery pleasant, camp here and there, operation mincemeat, newsies, many other musicals that i'll refrain from listing, the inheritance games saga, the riordanverse, still wakes the deep, house md, and MANY more.

i have other blogs! please interact, it means the world!! (ok i have not logged into these in an AGE)

@technicolor-grays - yvonne marley fictionkin sideblog

@chronic-pess1mist - tori spring sideblog

TAGS under the cut? it's more likely than you think.

i am making zero effort to organise this blog, but the tags i use (when i remember to use them at all) are as follows:

soup is speaking: the ramblings of a madwoman (text posts)

soup is sharing: reblogs

soup is souperproductive: generalised creative stuff (please interact with this stuff i need incentive to keep going)

soup is sillying: yapping with mutuals, chain posts, allat jazz

soup is strolling: my meanders and travels

soup is someone else: fictionkin stuff, will be followed by a tag of the fictive’s name

soup is sobbing: vents/desperate seething for consolation

[souperkoolkidz]

hey so my spanish exam made us write an email about a trip to huelva. i think we all know i freaked the fuck out when i saw that.

[souperkoolkidz]

OH MY DAYS I MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO ADDRESS IT TO BILL. I COULD HAVE WRITTEN ‘dear bill’ INTO AN EMAIL ON HUELVA FOR FUCKS SAKE

[souperkoolkidz]

hey so my spanish exam made us write an email about a trip to huelva. i think we all know i freaked the fuck out when i saw that.

[beetlesyourjuice]

friendly reminder that every time you mock an irish name for being “stupidly spelled” or “hard to pronounce” i am given a free pass to (thinks about an appropriate response) (wonders if that’s too distract) (mulls it over) (nods) murder you

[souperkoolkidz]

did i zone out in my state exam thinking about operation mincemeat this afternoon? who's even asking anyway?

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[souperkoolkidz]

happy falsettos day to those who celebrate!

[souperkoolkidz]

a year later but the sentiment still stands

[thesunn1estangel]

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to draw <- guy who is not drawing

[spenchag]

I NEED to write <- guy who is not writing

[silly-blue-gosling]

I NEED to eat dinner <- guy who is not eating dinner

[aroace-ryland-grace]

we're all out here doing absolutely fuck all

[your-local-greaser-girl]

having a busy inbox is the best thing ever cause now i can never be bored and omg people wanna see my stuffff

[souperkoolkidz]

aaand as if life wasnt stressful enough i think my father is day drinking again

[souperkoolkidz]

missing my ex. someone slime me out for this.

[campyvillain]

Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

[souperkoolkidz]

my soul has been saved by a crisp diet coke

[souperkoolkidz]

meryl streep COULD play batman and be the right choice.

[orangie14]

how does julia knitel jump like that

[souperkoolkidz]

yup ariana