☆ Bleach Blonde Baddie ☆

comically large book enjoyer

[themadknightuniverse]

Lalo at Eladio's place

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people

[divinelovers]

when noah kahan said “you state a feeling like a fact” and when he said “the minute that september hits, i’m going off my medicine” and “I can’t make myself whole, most days i’d be lucky just to get half” and when he said “know i wanna beat it, wanna beat it bad, oh everyone looks happy in a photograph” and “it’ll hurt half as much if you drive twice as fast” and when noah kahan said “you say you got a guilty conscience, but i ain’t ever seen it” and “fuck it, i might disappear, i hope you’ve had a decent time” and when he said “look at you leaving, it’s all you know how to do”

[stupidgrasshopper]

i love him so much

[m--quinn]

kimmy

[el-otro-telefono]

not sure if anyone has posted this on here yet, but it was on julia knitel's instagram story and i just love it so much

[questionablyaccurateomens]

i just can’t stop mincing my meat

[zweibooteindernacht]

MADELEINE JACKSON-SMITH as Ewen Montagu & Others AHMED HAMAD as Charles Cholmondeley & Others CHLOË HART as Johnny Bevan & Others COLM GLEESON as Hester Leggatt & Others CHARLOTTE FLEMING as Jean Leslie & Others

OPERATION MINCEMEAT West End Year 4 Principles 📹: AndrewLloydWebbersiPad

[miacheezytoon]

get this blond motherfucker out of my head (julia monty)

[t4tgempearl]

Ewen Montagu as Reductress headlines!

[paper-bag-arts]

may i offer you 30 montys in these trying times?

[theyreunderadumpster]

My type in women is specifically blonde theater actresses dressed as Ewen Montagu

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[questionablyaccurateomens]

every broadway show should star a hot woman playing an arrogant sassy man

[astralduck08]

have you considered? ewen montagu

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[kreaterka]

Astrophysics for everyone

If you're interested, you can download the printable files for the book here. However, these are just the components—you'll still need to assemble them yourself. If you decide to make it, I'd love to see it, so please share it with me!

I’m very thankful for the lovely text created by @mimisempai and @stuckinsoup.