Maybe it's turtles all the way down. Maybe you're infinite

● They/It/He ● Argentinian ● Annoying about dan and phil. Just your casual The Vast enjoyer (I want that old man carnally).

[cosyatp]

they fit it so well (mostly because andy got launched into negative space)

[starg0ld]

[adhduck]

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[cellobuster]

They do know it and in fact if you want to support them you can buy a patch or sticker off their Etsy shop

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[oberorka]

me: ok time to fix my sleep schedule *tries to sleep*

THE MOST GARGANTUAN BIBLICAL URGE TO CREATE EVER EXPERIENCED IN THE FOUR BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF LIFE ON EARTH: haiiii <3

[olutions]

okay

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[tlirsgender]

Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

[tlirsgender]

Like you can stop being 11 years old & you can stop being lonely but it seems being a lonely 11 year old might be a lifelong affliction

[glowcowboy]

holy shit just remembered i’m here to laugh and jump and cry and sing and dance and hug and run and play and scream and weep and eat and drink and blast music and have fun and love and love and love and love and love!!!!

[alphabetizing-posts]

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and blast cry dance drink eat fun have here holy i’m jump just laugh love love love love love!!!! music remembered shit sing to weep

[pien-art]

MADAM MAYORRRRR

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

dear Heaven, i don’t care weather or not i prosper, only that my enemies fail.

[thesweetscentofbooks]

Might this humble subject point out your mistake bixia? Whether, not weather

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🧍‍♂️ ⬆️ ⤵️↙️↖️↗️

[qin-shi-huang-di]

hi peon, thanks for reaching out!

the official name is “torn apart by chariots” 车裂。 though it is colloquially known as “torn apart by five horses” 五马分尸🐴

im always happy to educate my subjects on legal matters, hope that helps!

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer