[soupwhale]

Intro Post: 2025 Edition

it's been a few years, so let's make a new post.

Hey, I'm Lyz (also known as Soup or Sylveon), and welcome to my blog. It's mostly selfshipping stuff, though with tumblr the way it is these days, it's mostly a place for me to post about blorbos and occasionally my art and fics. I post more stuff over on my bluesky.

My carrd will have all the info you need, including my DNI and BYF. I also have a discord server, and the information for that can be found here.

[cohldhands]

which blorbo babies you when you’re on your period and which one insists you sit on their face regardless (secret third option: or who does both)

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[affectionsuggestion]

Tell me about the book you’re reading while I kiss your neck

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[txmxkis]

riding them but you keep getting distracted bending down to kiss them so they get impatient and flip you over to take control

[mewnbuns]

watching a clueless knight panic and fuss over you when he comes home from a mission to see you bedridden and in pain (you’re on your period)

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Hey. Hey. It’s okay. Blorbo kissing their way slowly up your leg, starting near your ankle and trailing upwards, almost worshipful as they move gradually higher, nuzzling into you, their hands warm against your skin. Blorbo glancing up between slow presses of their lips to let you see the clear affection and want in their gaze. Making you feel like something precious and desired and adored because, after all… you are.

[coffin-of-dust]

Hot take, but I don't think we should be allowing minors into a fandom that's based on adult media for adults.

Call me a grumpy old man, but I'm sick of all these kids on my damn lawn whining about "problematic" this and "problematic" that. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE.

[etvtart]

It feels like I can never find oc/character templates that quite fit what I'm looking for, so I finally made something! My husband got me into WoW, so that's obviously what it's for, but I think it's broad enough to be used for other things as well! :)

I took some inspiration from various templates online, as well as video games and tabletop sheets (especially VtM). The half-circles on the right are transparent so that color palettes can be dropped in easily. This is free for credited non-commercial use, so feel free to reblog the post with your filled out versions; I'd love to see how y'all use it!

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Obligatory Disclaimer: (It's the freelancer in me.) This template cannot be used...

In the creation, training, promotion, or display of Generative AI content and programs, Learning Language Models (LLMs), or any other similar processes or programs.

In a context where it is presented as someone else's work, even if edited.

For hateful or discriminatory expression, or the promotion of a person, brand, figure, product, or concept that aligns with those ideals.

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Enjoy! <3

[heated-blanket]

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[zakurarain]

First time drawing TFP Optimus Prime 💕✨✨

[tiramistupid]

i’ll say it. fuck that fictional man friday!!!!

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[lesbiansforboromir]

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice