Bi Disaster™️

alex | he/him | 18 | incorporeal and looking for a terrible time

[speedoweedo]

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[speedoweedo]

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

frodo’s funeral?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

boating accident

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

don’t patronize me

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

chopped up by the outboard motor blades

[yugiohz]

hello?????

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[xeras-ankar]

[neon-d0rk]

Buck in season 1: *steals fire truck for a booty call*

Buck in the crossover: *steals fire truck so save one of his best friends and his new friend’s dad*

[4939292028274737272182938-deact]

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

[powerfulwizard]

I like astrology until I meet people who actually genuinely 100% believe in it and aren’t just having fun

[powerfulwizard]

Exchanging birth charts and reading horoscopes is one thing but the shit I see people do and justify with astrology bs is insane

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

people say a lot that twitter is just tumblr on a 5-year delay but

jesus christ guys

[thembo-royale]

Let’s not forget this guy

[thedogopera]

when your friend is sad and you're trying to comfort them but you don't know how

[minionresearch]

[scoutsmoocrew]

Gosh people post the dumbest comments on zoo social media pages

Local zoo posted a video of a snow leopard mom and her cub. And some person is in there going like “where’s dad???? You’re keeping the family apart ☹️☹️☹️☹️”

[despazito]

democrats want to destroy the nuclear snow leopard family

[mercifulangel]

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

[vacueabissi]

And we are right about it, diocan

[mercifulangel]

whoa mamma mia cunt

[cappuccinobear-cub]

If the only thing you can come up with is "mamma mia cunt" then you sure as hell don't have the Italian culture, porca puttana marcita

[mercifulangel]

ah shit the spaghettios didnt like this one lads

[sanriopngs]

[konoko]

[thebootydiaries]

[shoroukalgemaey]

[pizzahutofficial]

something about that eye. that eye and the way his wet skin rolls. hes staring into my soul. 

[toyampossible]

[afrikunt]

“lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor”