[sourpatchmom]

so can we start posting titties here or WHAT

[lesbianrey]

when you’ve been carrying around an empty plastic bottle for 2 hrs because you can’t find a recycling bin

[sourpatchmom]

holy shit i hate boys why do i always get played

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[sourpatchmom]

i’m never catching feelings again that shit hurted

[sourpatchmom]

hoooo boy i am not doing well

[sourpatchmom]

none of my hoes are hitting me up wut da fuck

[animatedtext]

[sourpatchmom]

if i had tits and ass i wouldn’t know how to act

[sourpatchmom]

not to be dramatic but i’m in love with 4 dudes right now and i have no idea what to do

[adhighdefinition]

me: i don’t have to write it down, i’ll remember me, 5 minutes later:

[micawindow]

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[chessys]

quiet down everyone its being sad time

[peachywise]

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them

[teacupfulofstarshine]

“you want it? GO GET IT~” 

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[sourpatchmom]

i can’t belieb i caught feelings this was not supposed to happen