poet breathe now

the cure for anything is salt water. sweat, tears or the ocean; isak dinesen sam • xxvi

[sourpatchstarkids]

grateful for being ace bcus i think hudson williams would Kill me if i experienced sexual attraction

[sourpatchstarkids]

hello I’d like to sign up for your website

cvs caremark: okay :) just put in your email to see if you have a previous account

i do not have a previous account

cvs caremark: okay :) just add your phone number so we can verify its you

how tf would you verify if I don’t have an account already but sure fine here

cvs caremark: we don’t recognize that number :) please try again

i have tried this for a week straight now and your online help needs a login to work so i guess I’ll call the goddamn number

cvs caremark hotline: hello :) are you a member, doctor, or pharmacist?

im none of these im trying to become a goddamn member

cvs caremark hotline: I didn’t understand that :) are you a member, doctor, or pharmacist?

NONE OF THESE

cvs caremark hotline: I didn’t understand that :) are you a member, doctor, or pharmacist?

I’m going to commit a crime

cvs caremark: okay let’s skip that question :) what is the phone number associated with your account?

I don’t have a goddamn account

cvs caremark hotline: okay let’s skip that question :) please hold to speak to a representative :)

fucking finally

cvs caremark call center: hello :) what’s your name

I’m just trying to make an account

*thirty seconds of dead air* hello. are you still there

cvs caremark call center: oh. yes.

I will give you information on my goddamn card that you sent me because I need a goddamn account to use it. I’ve tried using your goddamn website to register and it won’t work

cvs caremark call center: okay thank you :) it looks like you need to register your phone number for this to work :)

I’m Being Psychologically Tortured

[whizpurr]

[sourpatchstarkids]

cvs caremark count your fucking days

[sourpatchstarkids]

single handedly moving a song from an artists number six to number two in just 72 hours

[girljpg]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[notahorseindisguise]

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[saulwexler]

me in 2024: It's not enough to just survive. I want to LIVE

me in 2026: Not driving off the cliff is an act of trying. If you think about it.

[sourpatchstarkids]

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now tell me why i went to bed a little later than normal and i woke up even earlier

[sourpatchstarkids]

when you buy a Little Treat and it doesn’t taste as good as it cost ☹️

[queerazonbooks]

Today we remember the 49 lives lost and countless others forever changed on June 12, 2016, at Pulse nightclub in Orlando. What was meant to be a night of joy, music, and pride became one of unimaginable tragedy.

We honor the memory of those we lost—most of them young, queer, and Latinx—and we stand with the survivors, the families, and the community still healing.

Let this day be a reminder: queer joy is powerful, queer spaces are sacred, and love must always outshine hate.

[sourpatchstarkids]

first day of work: completed

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE