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[foundonpluto]

human susie :3

[micerhat]

And on that night the daycare was filled with the sounds of frantic jingling and creative swearing.

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[dogpuppy]

[byjove]

top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

[byjove]

serial killer career path gaining momentum: YouTuber

serial killer career path loosing popularity: butcher

[byjove]

I don’t know why butchers aren’t chasing people around with their butcher knives in bloody aprons anymore but that isn’t a major concern in 2026. Maybe modern hairnets have a soothing effect.

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey, wow, is this just like a funny fictional observation or is it real data?

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised either way

[collecting-clovers]

You don't see a ton of demon barbers either 😞 the economy is is shambles

[byjove]

Straight razors falling out of popularity and being replaced with safety razors and electric clippers really ruined the serial killer barber industry. There are still pointed styling shears but I guess they do not have the homicidal appeal of the straight razor.

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

A lil shitpost I made in between my other bloodymary comics

[flandrepudding]

the ever so well-meaning kinger

[salayley]

[cyberglittter]

notting hill carnival by ola

[cnmcn]

[bimstown]

jimothy my cryptid son

[wilwoo]

Ah! The element of surprise… Rocky be an alien.

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(Start from the beginning)

[hungwy]

haunted backshots from a ghoul with big scares

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[what-even-is-thiss]

The feral cat problem in our neighborhood is such that we can’t really make a dent in it so we thought that spaying the cat that kept having kittens in our backyard and releasing her might at the very least keep other cats away from our yard but no her old boyfriends still keep showing up periodically and they show up infrequently enough that we can’t plan to catch them to get them neutered.

At least she’s not having kittens out there anymore I guess.

[skopostheorie]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[obviouslynika]

My seb inspiration is coming back

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.